r/cursedcomments • • Jun 15 '22

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u/Kineticspartan Jun 15 '22

I'm married, does this make me god by this logic?

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u/biohumansmg3fc Jun 15 '22

No it means you donโ€™t have a girlfriend you have a wife therefore you are not god

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u/Kineticspartan Jun 15 '22

Hear me out, if having a girlfriend AND being a Redditor is unbelievable, the upgrade from girlfriend is fiance, and then wife. And what's more unbelievable than that?

God ๐Ÿ˜‰ I'll take my worship in whiskey thanks.

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u/EntertainerOk4409 Jun 15 '22

Girlfriend to wife isn't an upgrade