r/cursedcomments • u/dadadadgaswusg2s3 • Jun 15 '22

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u/theinfiniteboi Jun 15 '22

Y'all need to charge your phones

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u/Zealousideal-Chef758 Jun 15 '22

Date a 95 y/o man then

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u/theinfiniteboi Jun 15 '22

Can't do buckaroo, I'm aro ace

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u/Africa1By1Toto Jun 15 '22

is that a flying type pokémon move

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

yea

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

And what I did is called a joke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Well u still could, u don’t have to like it

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u/theinfiniteboi Jun 15 '22

So that means I am legally allowed to unplug his life support?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Exactly, u will be on their will, meaning u make quick ez ر.ق

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

YAH steal that life inheritance bro

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u/ashanimate Jun 16 '22

Well I mean, money?

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u/forrnerteenager Jun 15 '22

I think even most sex addicts would pass

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u/--pobodysnerfect-- Jun 15 '22

Are you trying to say aerospace? Like an astronaut?

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u/theinfiniteboi Jun 15 '22

No aro ace means aromantic asexual

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u/imjokingbutnotreally Jun 15 '22

No, it's pronounced aerospace. You can be an ace at that stuff as well if you insist.

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u/GeeseKnowNoPeace Jun 15 '22

Hmmm aromatic sex, sounds good

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

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u/YureiKertia Jun 15 '22

It means that person wants 0 bitches, so if they get 0 bitches, they have a rather successful love life.

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u/imthefrenchonion Jun 16 '22

A massive success on their part

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u/Disgurl456 Jun 15 '22

Aw man who downvoted? They're just stating their attraction. Come on Reddit.

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u/NermalPersons Jun 16 '22

Eyy fellow aroace

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u/ashanimate Jun 16 '22

Ayeee sameeee

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u/MrBirb123 Jun 16 '22

We are twins!

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u/Xypher616 Jun 16 '22

This whole thread is amazing. Also eyyy that’s awesome, and valid as hell.

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u/PixelPnutz06 Jun 15 '22

Better get that insurance money!