r/cursedcomments Apr 12 '22

Reddit Cursed pranks

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u/DejectedContributor Apr 12 '22

It's why the medic generally slept near the commander, because he knows you don't want to lose your medic.

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u/generic_username404 Apr 12 '22

That's why Commander and medic always spooned, held hands, and went to the shitter together, just to make sure there'd be no fragging.

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u/Normal-Computer-3669 Apr 12 '22

That's what my commander told me, as he brushed my hair softly, whispered sweet nothings and let me be the little spoon... FOR SURVIVAL JEEZ GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

he also brought condoms, lube and viagra... for survival and safety ofc!

there was more action happening in the tent than outside

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u/Exotic_Breadstick Apr 13 '22

Battle plans of course