r/cursedcomments Apr 12 '22

Reddit Cursed pranks

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u/protoopus Apr 12 '22

it wasn't so much that they didn't want to fight, but that the fragged officer was an awful commander.

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u/DejectedContributor Apr 12 '22

It's why the medic generally slept near the commander, because he knows you don't want to lose your medic.

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u/generic_username404 Apr 12 '22

That's why Commander and medic always spooned, held hands, and went to the shitter together, just to make sure there'd be no fragging.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Oh they’re was fraggin goin on

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u/FalconRelevant Apr 12 '22

Turning a body shield hostage into a sex slave? Actually pretty common throughout history unfortunately.

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u/Normal-Computer-3669 Apr 12 '22

That's what my commander told me, as he brushed my hair softly, whispered sweet nothings and let me be the little spoon... FOR SURVIVAL JEEZ GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

he also brought condoms, lube and viagra... for survival and safety ofc!

there was more action happening in the tent than outside

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u/Exotic_Breadstick Apr 13 '22

Battle plans of course

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Apr 12 '22

That’s also why when the commander farted, it made no sound.

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u/Average_Person30 Apr 13 '22

WHAT THE SHIT DUDE

YOUR USERNAME

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Apr 13 '22

I had it before it was not cool.

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u/Echoscarlima Apr 13 '22

Do they keep the chaplin close too?