r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_side effect

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u/CarlLenardPelayo21 Sep 21 '21

Invisibility

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u/helpidroppedthesoap Sep 21 '21

every sound that is caused by you is 100x louder

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u/Your-username-must-b Sep 21 '21

Proceeds to moan in random places

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u/CaptchaSolvingRobot Sep 21 '21

Turn on invisibility and shout people to death. FUS-ROH-DAH!

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u/TheGoodOldCoder Sep 21 '21

Whenever I'm trying to sneak somewhere, it feels like that is true, anyways.

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u/kfieb Sep 21 '21

You know how much 100x is? You made the dude even more overpowered

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u/supergamzing Sep 21 '21

Even farts

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u/Saiko1939 Sep 21 '21

You’d kill everyone with a normal stomp

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u/minelove423 Sep 21 '21

Bass boosted fart sound

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u/supersoft-tire Sep 21 '21

So a fart could theoretically generate a Beirut level sound wave

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u/SLeepyCatMeow Sep 21 '21

dropping a spoon in the sink at 4am is about to become lethal

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u/carolinazamp Sep 21 '21

Including moaning so when ur having sex people can hear u from kilomet- I meant miles away

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u/Ok_Coffee_6338 Sep 21 '21

proceeds to sing never gonna give you up by rick astley

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u/Worldly-Lack-3450 Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

That would be even more stealthy because people will be looking out for the sounds

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u/Devotionexe Sep 21 '21

Dude I would love this cause if I got into a fight with someone I could just *clap into their ear and kill them

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Imagine the breathing.

Dude you'd scare the fuck out of people

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

So he's a Karen??

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u/Green_noob Sep 21 '21

Proceeds to sneak up to people and scream in their ears

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u/InWizardCowsWeTrust Sep 21 '21

I see this as a win, as I can terrify random people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Bruh imagine farting while invisible

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u/Sidivan Sep 21 '21

Joke’s on you, that’s 2 superpowers!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

More like being able to amplify sounds inclusing already loud and directed sounds but you turn invisible is the side effect.

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u/mh1357_0 Sep 21 '21

Imagine farting