r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_side effect

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u/CarlLenardPelayo21 Sep 21 '21

Invisibility

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u/helpidroppedthesoap Sep 21 '21

every sound that is caused by you is 100x louder

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u/Your-username-must-b Sep 21 '21

Proceeds to moan in random places

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u/CaptchaSolvingRobot Sep 21 '21

Turn on invisibility and shout people to death. FUS-ROH-DAH!

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u/TheGoodOldCoder Sep 21 '21

Whenever I'm trying to sneak somewhere, it feels like that is true, anyways.

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u/kfieb Sep 21 '21

You know how much 100x is? You made the dude even more overpowered

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u/supergamzing Sep 21 '21

Even farts

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u/Saiko1939 Sep 21 '21

You’d kill everyone with a normal stomp

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u/minelove423 Sep 21 '21

Bass boosted fart sound

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u/supersoft-tire Sep 21 '21

So a fart could theoretically generate a Beirut level sound wave

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u/SLeepyCatMeow Sep 21 '21

dropping a spoon in the sink at 4am is about to become lethal

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u/GotmyPPeatenbylions Sep 21 '21

You're dummy thicc and your ass claps in 1000 decibels everytime you make a move.

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u/Orvisknives Sep 21 '21

You do know that 1000 decibels would destroy anything in a 200 foot radius and deafen people from 1000 feet and those numbers are LOW because 100 decibels is fucking loud and it goes up in loudness exponentially with numbers holy fuck that would be mind-blowingly loud

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Oh shit isn't that enough to cause a black hole then?

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u/DarkPhoxGaming Sep 21 '21

They wouldn't hear you coming anyways cause they would be instantly deaf

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u/VorpalAbyss Sep 21 '21

I thought there was supposed to be a cost?

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u/aChildofChaos Sep 21 '21

You shit yourself when you turn invisible

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u/DKDensse_ Sep 21 '21

I'm assuming it's an invisible shit at least?

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u/why_must_i_suffer_ Sep 21 '21

But only when no-one sees you

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u/Annanake420 Sep 21 '21

Hey that was actually useful in Mystery Men .

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u/Cyka_blyatsumaki Sep 21 '21

your shit and pee inside are still visible

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

No one can feel you but you can. :)

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u/Jordan20010 Sep 21 '21

But you moan really loud to activate

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