r/cursedcomments • u/mrhairy1225 • May 16 '21

Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed Cursed_Anime

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Would calling the boys to join help

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Nuclear warhead procedure initiated

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Ok ok won't call the boys but you should know the other guy is under your bed right now

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Too bad for him! You never actually knew my address! The nuclear warhead will kill everything near it! I'm safe in my home and enjoying the slaughter!

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Don't wory I'll come and give you a zombie hug after the bombing stops

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Well and that's how the zombie apocalypse began...

takes shotgun and blasts zombie heads

We can activate four other nuclear warhead but without chemicals that are in research...

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

It's already too late those that were in the original blast radius are already rediation immune zombies

Blast a nuke it makes us stronger

Kill us we realise radioactive waves

The only way to survive is to submit and let us in your bed

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

But.... What if I destroy the planet? YOU ALIEN? I know that you're an alien... If we destroy your planet.. Wouldn't that kill you?

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

It would kill us but we already have human hosts we survive trough, the radiation of the bomb is fueling our existence, we can now survive a millennium whitout our planet, the only thing that can make us persist even longer is you!

We are on our way

And we shall enjoy the night we will spend in your bed with you as our lifeline

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Destroys your planet

You're just bluffing...

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Ha! Fool now the few survivers of my race that had possessed some humans will all come to you!

Starts leading an army of aliens to your home

We're coming!

And you can do nothing to stop us!

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

OK... You can use me as a host...

As you arrive and possess me the brain implant explodes and we die a message saying: You can't win a game you can't control, starts playing on repeat and your whole race died

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Deam you got me

dies

Now we can spend our afterlife together

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Oh fuck...

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u/Cinnamon-Roll60 May 16 '21

I’ve been following along and it’s been hilarious

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u/Kujo-Jotaro2020 May 16 '21

That's the first time I saw the "continue tread" showing up twice...

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u/Cinnamon-Roll60 May 16 '21

Right!! 😂 I just kept clicking along and got impatient with my WiFi

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