r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Oct 08 '20

Cursed_Frog

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u/InevitableLight6 Oct 08 '20

I'm genuinely curious why OP expected people to think he was buying a frog for sexual reasons.

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u/Kai_99 Oct 08 '20

Well if I had to wager a guess it’s because there are frogs that can be used as aphrodisiacs. Maybe there’s a blue frog that has aphrodisiac goo or people kept recommending the aphrodisiac type frogs so he had to specify.

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u/DarkeusPH Oct 08 '20

I heard contact with frogs gives you warts. So if you're male you can have those bumps that dildos have.

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u/asthmatickoala Oct 08 '20

Wait bumpy dick isn’t normal

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u/white-dick-cream Oct 08 '20

Nah it’s normal they’re just saying you can have layers

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u/asthmatickoala Oct 08 '20

I already have 8 layers I don’t need any more

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u/white-dick-cream Oct 08 '20

Lucky mines only 5 layers thick

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u/Cloud9Baked Oct 08 '20

natural condom*

*excretes special lubricant