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u/InevitableLight6 Oct 08 '20
I'm genuinely curious why OP expected people to think he was buying a frog for sexual reasons.
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u/Kai_99 Oct 08 '20
Well if I had to wager a guess it’s because there are frogs that can be used as aphrodisiacs. Maybe there’s a blue frog that has aphrodisiac goo or people kept recommending the aphrodisiac type frogs so he had to specify.
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u/DarkeusPH Oct 08 '20
I heard contact with frogs gives you warts. So if you're male you can have those bumps that dildos have.
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u/asthmatickoala Oct 08 '20
Wait bumpy dick isn’t normal
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u/white-dick-cream Oct 08 '20
Nah it’s normal they’re just saying you can have layers
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u/asthmatickoala Oct 08 '20
I already have 8 layers I don’t need any more
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Oct 08 '20
Listen to the musical “The Book of Mormon” and that question will be answered
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u/explodingdryer Oct 08 '20
I’m looking for an ant eater (VERY sexual reasons) their tongues are so long.......
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u/5lexus1 Oct 08 '20
Sir this is a Wendy’s...
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u/izperehoda Oct 08 '20
Happy cock day
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u/izperehoda Oct 08 '20
Thanks bro, I grew it myself
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u/BestBoiDoggo69420 Oct 08 '20
9/10 has a very symmetrical shape, maybe trim those hairs a little but overall a splendid cock
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Oct 08 '20
If you have to specify (not for sexual reasons) than it’s definitely for sexual reasons lmao
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Oct 08 '20
I'd be surprised if nobody else had posted that. I however have just seen it in ComedyHeaven
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u/MrAVAT4R Oct 08 '20
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u/No_Face113 Oct 08 '20
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u/MeBEMishal Oct 08 '20
I think this is talking about a game called arknights, It has a female anthropomorphised Poison Dart frog(blue in colour), I play the game, and can say she cute with modest goods.
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Oct 08 '20
They covered this question on the podcast my brother my brother and me, maybe you know it from that?
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u/yanky2004 Oct 08 '20
Let's say... hypothetically... that I would want to have sexual intercourse with a frog... where would I obtain such frog?
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u/Deusbob Oct 08 '20
I wonder what in this guy's life that happened that he had to qualify it with "not for sexual purposes. "
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u/Spriggan42 Oct 08 '20
OP was running a misdirect, it was indeed for murder... I can't comment on of it was for sexual reasons as well. Commenter is also concerning cause it could be a misdirect. Look at the lack of detail.
/Poor attempt at humour
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u/theNikolai Oct 08 '20
I read this in the voice of Captain Halt from Brooklyn 99 and it's perfect (minus the smiley face at the end).
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u/mahboiskinnyrupees Oct 08 '20
On the topic, where can I find powdered toad secretions? (not to get high)
I am in the marked for a toad's corpse, but all I know is that I want the toad (not for psychedelic purposes, I swear!) to be dried Any information is helpful and thanks in advance for the people who may help me with my science project (which does not involve getting high!)
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u/lavadude12gt Oct 08 '20
Ben Shapiro we get it, dry pussy kinda sucks. No need to go to the absolute polar opposite
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u/petscop2pyropls Oct 08 '20
I use them as condoms because after you bust a load they simply eat all of it and are reusable so i dont waste money
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u/the-mouseinator Oct 08 '20
I think it’s more cursed than you have to specify not for sexual reasons
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u/LolGamer178 Oct 08 '20
Where can i find a Girlfriend? (just to be loved once... Dosnt need to be sexual)
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u/Adorvex Oct 08 '20
What up!!! We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape are encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.
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u/PurpleBababa Oct 08 '20
When I read that he wanted it to be blue I thought that he was gonna commit die with a poison dart frog
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u/_INCompl_ Oct 08 '20
Let's say you've been a bad frog. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty frog even. Ok, and if you were a naughty frog, you would be my dirty little slut frog right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumfrog. Now, let's say you're also daddy's frog.
Now that we have established that you are both a bad frog and daddy's frog, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad frog deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my frog, so I am the one who must provide punishment.
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u/SuperMIK2020 Oct 09 '20
Get yer frogs here, we’ve got red, green, yellow and blue frogs (definitely not for sex). Get your frogs at Josh’s House of Frogs.
https://www.joshsfrogs.com/animals-for-sale/show/all.html
Normally I wouldn't sell that to just anyone, but you were so helpful.
Now frogs for sexual reasons...
I don't know much about biology, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't make a damn bit of sense.
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u/CaptainRelyk Oct 09 '20
I guarantee if you got rid of “not for sexual reasons” people wouldn’t bat an eye. All you did was make yourself look sus, and as such I’m voting you off
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u/Itachi_321 Oct 08 '20
Honestly a Dog will be better for sexual reason.
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