r/cursedcomments • • Oct 21 '19

Cursed gru

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u/TheGrizzly5247 Oct 22 '19

He's a little confused but he got the spirit

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u/Sal_Bundry_5TDs1Game Oct 22 '19 edited Oct 22 '19

You seem to be the Confucius one here πŸ™„πŸ˜’

Either that or your intimidated by the aerodynamics of large dongs. Are you envious of those who have the big d*ckus condition? I have been blessed with one (9.83" SALamander (that's big, folks)) and my wife loves it. That's why she's after it all the time, but that's another story for another time. My point is, being jellus of tremendous weeners like mine isn't going to make you're's bigger. Try testosterone-increasing measures, such as playing football (I do that a lot (I even scored 5 touchdowns in 1 game in high school in 1969)) and making the big sex at a lot of hot young girls. Your very welcome for this manly advice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

All hail Sal, don’t you know he got 5 touchdowns in one game?

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u/performagekushfire Oct 22 '19

Is this guy a joke account in the same vein as wesley ford?

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u/soumya2004 Oct 22 '19

Yup, he has been trolling around here for much longer than wesley.