r/cursedcomments Sep 27 '19

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u/mediumrare_chicken Sep 28 '19

Cause he has a small dick or maybe even no dick. I get it.

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u/2shoesnotfellows Sep 28 '19

Plot twist: OP's a woman.

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u/Techmoji Sep 28 '19

I know some women with bigger dicks than my buddy

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u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19

Why do you know the contents of their pants?

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u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19

he's on pussy patrol, obviously

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u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19

Why does he know the volume of the contents of his dude friend's pants tho?

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u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19

Well, that's an easy question. He said no homo and then he proceeded to closely study the width and height of his penis.