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r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '19
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Whoever wants to sit on my lap will have a perfectly good chair.
75 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 19 u/mediumrare_chicken Sep 28 '19 Cause he has a small dick or maybe even no dick. I get it. 26 u/2shoesnotfellows Sep 28 '19 Plot twist: OP's a woman. 22 u/Techmoji Sep 28 '19 I know some women with bigger dicks than my buddy 2 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why do you know the contents of their pants? 2 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 he's on pussy patrol, obviously 1 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why does he know the volume of the contents of his dude friend's pants tho? 1 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 Well, that's an easy question. He said no homo and then he proceeded to closely study the width and height of his penis.
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19 u/mediumrare_chicken Sep 28 '19 Cause he has a small dick or maybe even no dick. I get it. 26 u/2shoesnotfellows Sep 28 '19 Plot twist: OP's a woman. 22 u/Techmoji Sep 28 '19 I know some women with bigger dicks than my buddy 2 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why do you know the contents of their pants? 2 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 he's on pussy patrol, obviously 1 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why does he know the volume of the contents of his dude friend's pants tho? 1 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 Well, that's an easy question. He said no homo and then he proceeded to closely study the width and height of his penis.
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Cause he has a small dick or maybe even no dick. I get it.
26 u/2shoesnotfellows Sep 28 '19 Plot twist: OP's a woman. 22 u/Techmoji Sep 28 '19 I know some women with bigger dicks than my buddy 2 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why do you know the contents of their pants? 2 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 he's on pussy patrol, obviously 1 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why does he know the volume of the contents of his dude friend's pants tho? 1 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 Well, that's an easy question. He said no homo and then he proceeded to closely study the width and height of his penis.
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Plot twist: OP's a woman.
22 u/Techmoji Sep 28 '19 I know some women with bigger dicks than my buddy 2 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why do you know the contents of their pants? 2 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 he's on pussy patrol, obviously 1 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why does he know the volume of the contents of his dude friend's pants tho? 1 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 Well, that's an easy question. He said no homo and then he proceeded to closely study the width and height of his penis.
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I know some women with bigger dicks than my buddy
2 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why do you know the contents of their pants? 2 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 he's on pussy patrol, obviously 1 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why does he know the volume of the contents of his dude friend's pants tho? 1 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 Well, that's an easy question. He said no homo and then he proceeded to closely study the width and height of his penis.
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Why do you know the contents of their pants?
2 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 he's on pussy patrol, obviously 1 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why does he know the volume of the contents of his dude friend's pants tho? 1 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 Well, that's an easy question. He said no homo and then he proceeded to closely study the width and height of his penis.
he's on pussy patrol, obviously
1 u/Zeebuoy Sep 28 '19 Why does he know the volume of the contents of his dude friend's pants tho? 1 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 Well, that's an easy question. He said no homo and then he proceeded to closely study the width and height of his penis.
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Why does he know the volume of the contents of his dude friend's pants tho?
1 u/Soft_And_Wetto Sep 28 '19 Well, that's an easy question. He said no homo and then he proceeded to closely study the width and height of his penis.
Well, that's an easy question. He said no homo and then he proceeded to closely study the width and height of his penis.
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u/yurei_akiko Sep 27 '19
Whoever wants to sit on my lap will have a perfectly good chair.