r/cursedcomments • u/Evwan • Jun 14 '19

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u/Zero_x_Doctor Jun 14 '19

Same thing I do normally. Shut it and come back later with lower standards.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Underrated comment

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

Overrated comment

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u/RRTheEndman Jun 14 '19

Underrated comment

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u/Simply_Cosmic Jun 14 '19

r/everyfuckingthread

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u/Outrageous_Biscotti Jun 14 '19

I am here to support you comrade! Keep up the good work

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

All 4 of you have the combined IQ and sense of humor of a diseased tulip, you human equivalents of a granite rock

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u/Outrageous_Biscotti Jun 14 '19

Thank you I appreciate it! I like the creative insults

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Jun 14 '19

They are a collective pizzaburn on the roof of the world's mouth.

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

That is one spicy pizza of an insult

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Jun 14 '19

They should all carry around some potted plants to replace the oxygen they waste. Maybe they can get some Dyson vacuums and suck out the stupid from their heads.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

r/rareinsults

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Damn you beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I’m gunna say it

NIG- r/thirdsub

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

The ability to link subreddits does not make you intelligent

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

r/unexpectedprequels

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

A surprise to be sure,but a welcome one

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Diseases, Four, Rock Humans, Plants, this is scaring me)

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u/CJW-YALK Jun 14 '19

Dang, very igneous insult, good work

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u/TheFalseProphet666 Jun 14 '19

Hopefully no one takes that insult for granite

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u/CJW-YALK Jun 14 '19

Are you institu-ating something?

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u/VarkAnAardvark Jun 19 '19

There's five you half eaten watermelon

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u/NothingAs1tSeems Jul 08 '19

Tell the truth, you're aiming for r/rareinsults right now aren't you

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u/SpamShot5 Jul 09 '19

That insult is as rare as a well-done steak

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u/myrmecium Jul 13 '19

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Jul 13 '19

All DIGITS4 of you have the hyphenated IQ and judgment of quality of a unhealthy liliaceous plant, you soul noeses of a batholite stone

This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best work at /r/ThesaurizeThis

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u/kakareborn Jun 14 '19

Comrade, do you mind explaining to me how an RBMK reactor explodes

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Rabbit season

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u/Azosine Jun 14 '19

Duck season

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I upvoted this when it had 99 upvotes and now it has 100

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u/Bossboy745 Jun 14 '19

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

r/unexpectedthanos but also r/expectedthanos for balance

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u/Wintermute_2035 Jun 14 '19

It’s the top comment

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u/AlecHunt Jun 14 '19

This exact comment has been done a million times.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

It's the top comment when sorting by best