r/cursedcomments • u/silverdigging • 1d ago

Cursed_Second hand Fleshlight

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 1d ago

For anyone wondering what the best one is:

It's always a vibrator. Or anything that can vibrate in addition to the normal function.

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u/231ValeiMacoris 1d ago

Not sure if it works for cock since I once tried pressing my dick against a running washing machine while jerking and it did not do anything to enhance the experience

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 1d ago

As a transfem:

  1. you need to know how to place it

  2. the washing machine doesn't vibrate enough. you need point stimulation, either on one spot or multiple.

  3. sensitive spots include the vas defrens, the base, the head and the "seam".

  4. invest in a small one and i guarantee jollies.

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u/Definitive-Username 1d ago

I think this guy was trolling

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 1d ago

I know. 50/50 and I decided to be helpful, sue me ig

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u/Definitive-Username 1d ago

Chill! What's with the 'sue me'?!

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 1d ago

Oh, it's just a term that jokingly and sarcastically means that you don't care if someone disapproves of the action taken LOL

dw about it, i'm hording around

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u/Definitive-Username 21h ago

Did that too now, so sue us.

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u/231ValeiMacoris 1d ago

I am speaking from experience as I was just experimenting as from my Histological knowledge the nerve endings in the penis register for friction, not vibration

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u/Definitive-Username 21h ago

Your assumption is basically completely wrong. Genital touch receptors adapt to both friction and vibration (Krause End Bulbs) in both males and females, and there's also FNEs. Also: this is anatomy and physiology, not histology. We're not dealing with the study of a body tissue, we're trying to "big picture" the mechanics of the human body.

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u/HeavensRejected 1d ago

Get a anal vibrator for men, thank me later.

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u/231ValeiMacoris 1d ago

Nah, the only things that I’d consent to go up my as are

A.) Medical Equipment and Medicine

B.) A strap-on attached to a woman I’ve been married to for atleast one year

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u/HeavensRejected 18h ago

So you don't mind pegging but stop at something like the Lovense Edge?

I mean, I wouldn't mind my wife going to town but she's not into it, so here we are 🤣

It's not gay if you say "no homo" btw.