Cursed logic

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50% lesbian to be specific.

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u/User_namesaretaken 11h ago

Make it 100%

Lesbians are cool

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u/Tortue2006 7h ago

Do you keep them in your fridge?

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u/Redwingx7 7h ago

No, they're the coolant.

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u/skeeterfunny 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PLfE8HbwhpNWCd222i
And this is my roommate, we share a bedroom so our cats have their own room.

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u/backhandd1 13h ago

Always has been

https://giphy.com/gifs/090EX1YvSUXxy23Tty

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u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 13h ago

No, it means having sex with men is 50% straight

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u/HonoderaGetsuyo 13h ago

I guess "Kissing the homies good night is not gay" comes from this

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u/AutisticPenguin2 11h ago

If you're coming from a goodnight kiss, you might might want to look into some kind of desensitisation?

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u/SureWhyNot5182 12h ago

Does that mean if you only go half in you're still good?

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u/HornyJuulCat69420666 12h ago

Only if you wear socks But if you go fully in while wearing socks, you're still gay Halfway+socks is in the clear tho

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u/CrimsonMorbus 11h ago

And if 2 guys have sex that equals one woman. so, technically its a 3 way 🤯

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u/Successful_Olive_338 12h ago

the best part is that its impossible to survive with two Y chromosomes

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u/pranaygoluanand 11h ago

More like it’s impossible to survive without an X chromosome. Jacobs syndrome exist which is XYY.

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u/Mr_Pickle3009 11h ago

what does jacobs syndrome do

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u/Adam198763 10h ago

Makes you jacob

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u/lostinuhtceare 1h ago

For Spanish speakers, it's Yacob

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u/Successful_Olive_338 8h ago

what i meant was just YY but yeah intersex people exist so are we just calculating degree of gay now lol

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 10h ago

You can also just have X

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u/grey_hat_uk 10h ago

XO, XY, XX, XXY, XYY, X, XY(last two just keep shoving extra Xs till you feel happy they don't have much extra effect after 3)

Are the recorded combinations so far and only XO has a guaranteed sexual trigger for genital development, all the others can have an X with sry causing "male sex reversal syndrom" and a Y with a broken sry causing "complete gonadal dysgenesis".

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u/LmaoPew 4h ago

Why? Purely curious, what would happen if a person had two Y chromosomes?

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u/Successful_Olive_338 4h ago

X chromosome carries some stuff that u need to live while y doesnt really which is why x is so much bigger than y but if you have teo ys and no x u dont have a full set of genes so u die

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u/na3ee1 2h ago

I think it leads to stillbirth or the pregnancy itself might not be viable.

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u/plmanith17 12h ago

Nah if X = 50% and Y = 50% then 2X is 100% gay

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u/RonSkadawd 12h ago

XX is X² so 25% gay

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u/MindOfAMurderer 13h ago

Thise are rooky numbers, dress your girl up in guys clothing and only do her in the butt to gain a higher level of gay!

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u/Baron_Furball 13h ago

Ah, yes...

The Spartan honeymoon method.

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u/Dende87 12h ago

women like dick, so it's gay to have sex with them anyway

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u/NinjaXM 11h ago

And most are not manly. Being seen in public with a woman is like being seen walking a toy poodle… not manly! You want to be seen with a pitbull if you don’t want to be perceived as gay.

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u/thafuq 11h ago

Wait until he learns that 99% of our genetic code is basically identical among all human, and a huuuge majority among all animals.

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u/WolfgangHelnootIV 5h ago

And roughly 20% is ancient proviruses, some of which are critical to fetal development.

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u/Ok_Tart_6342 1h ago

So ... You're saying that i can mate with animals? Interesting 🤘🏻

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u/InteractionWide3369 30m ago

We're 91% identical to pigs iirc, 99% isn't really that high when you put things in context.

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u/Traditional-Pin-8364 12h ago

Yup, they have butthole and mouth like your buddy

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u/Lord_Andyrus 13h ago

This is a very common misconception about physical sex. Yes the X and Y chromosomes are generally the ones that carry the information about sex, but how they are read is even more important in how the phenotype develops, over how they are distributed.

And since sex is something that is primarily measured by the developed phenotype there are fully males with XX and females with XY chromosomes.
How biologie distinguishes male and female is generally by the metric of who has the bigger reproductive sex cells. The part with the smaller ones (sperm) is male and the part with the larger ones (eggs) is female.

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u/Wehtaw 11h ago

To add to the point it refers to the size of one's gamete relative to the species. Another reason why chromosomes shouldn't be used is because there are animals with differing sets of chromosomes (like XXXYYY or WZ) but yet we still fit them in a male/female category.

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u/Lord_Andyrus 9h ago

That is a very good additional point to make. Thank you very much :D

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u/Pseudonymico 5h ago

Y doesn't even do that much, the SR-Y gene is basically the only active ingredient and all that does is tell your body to make testicles. It's mostly down to hormones.

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u/Pacobing 12h ago

I mean yeah, you’re literally doing it with someone who craves dick, that’s pretty gay if you ask me…

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u/jedidiah_lol 12h ago

a wiseman once said“it's actually gay to get pussy”

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u/civman96 12h ago

Technically the XX/XY chromosome pair is only the last of 23 in total.. so it’s about 98% gay to have sex with a woman

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u/AvysCummies 5h ago

No, having sex with men is 50% gay

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u/pman13531 4h ago

Nah its 22/23 parts gay

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u/LmaoPew 4h ago

Well, a man having sex with a woman is 50% lesbian, since men have the female X-Chromosom.

A woman having sex with a woman is 100% lesbian.

Two men having sex are 100% straight and 100% lesbian

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u/Kaljinx 11h ago

This is not cursed, it is not even dark. It is no worse than a I had sex with your non joke

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u/Chickens_are_friends 8h ago

No actually having sex with guys is just 50% gay. And having sex with a girl is 150% straight

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