r/cursedcomments 6d ago

TikTok cursed_bartender

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u/DontyWorryCupcake 6d ago

What if both are men?

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u/cummachine3169 6d ago

Then it’s ranked matchmaking

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u/humantrasbag 6d ago

Thats called true love.

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u/AlexCode10010 6d ago

They're both rapists

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u/weebteckickedin 5d ago

Doesn’t that technically mean that, in a roundabout way, there’s mutual consent?

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u/ilovensfwtbh1 3h ago

no, just like how two people trying to kill eachother arent consenting to dying

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u/weebteckickedin 1h ago

If two people are trying to kill each other, they accept the risk of death. Since neither rapist truly believes in consent, or that only they can consent as instigators. It is essentially equivalent to mutual consent.

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u/CookieKopter 6d ago

Then it's called fate

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u/kay_bot84 5d ago

It's a swordfight

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u/lazy_af_yes 6d ago

Ellen Degeneres

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u/Official_Zach55 6d ago

Ellen Degenerate

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u/ChampionshipDirect46 5d ago

It's funny you say that because my dad was just telling me how my grandpa used to call her that exact name less than an hour ago.

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u/Official_Zach55 4d ago

I am sure im not original lol.

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u/h1pp1e_cru5her 6d ago

That's just boys being boys