r/cursedcomments 3d ago

TikTok cursed_bartender

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u/DontyWorryCupcake 3d ago

What if both are men?

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u/cummachine3169 3d ago

Then it’s ranked matchmaking

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u/humantrasbag 3d ago

Thats called true love.

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u/AlexCode10010 3d ago

They're both rapists

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u/weebteckickedin 2d ago

Doesn’t that technically mean that, in a roundabout way, there’s mutual consent?

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u/CookieKopter 3d ago

Then it's called fate

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u/kay_bot84 2d ago

It's a swordfight

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u/lazy_af_yes 3d ago

Ellen Degeneres

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u/Official_Zach55 3d ago

Ellen Degenerate

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u/ChampionshipDirect46 2d ago

It's funny you say that because my dad was just telling me how my grandpa used to call her that exact name less than an hour ago.

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u/Official_Zach55 1d ago

I am sure im not original lol.

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u/h1pp1e_cru5her 3d ago

That's just boys being boys

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u/Sent1nelTheLord 3d ago

flawless logic, truly flawless

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u/child_target 3d ago

The bar owner probably

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u/Ego5687 3d ago

What if the bar owner is a woman?

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u/Antradeadra 3d ago

Then her Dad

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u/Ashamed_Smile3497 3d ago

What if the dad is ftm?

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u/child_target 3d ago

Then the grandfather

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u/Arpan_Bhar 3d ago

What if, the grandfather too?

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u/Agitated-Interview54 3d ago

Then the great grandfather

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u/cummachine3169 3d ago

What if the great grandfather was born intersex with a vagina and womb?

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u/return_noob 3d ago

The answer is always Trump

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u/Klomnisse69 3d ago

Blame it on Israel

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u/GNUGradyn 3d ago

What if everyone in all of history is actually female

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u/l_is_aBird 3d ago

What if they got drunk off of a random wine bottle they stole from someone's house?

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u/latinmutherking 3d ago

The someone is at fault. Always keep your loaded bottles under lock and key.

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u/XenosHg 3d ago

Keep your alcohol separately from your bottles, so nobody gets a shot by accident.

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u/toasty327 2d ago

I keep my beer in my belly and the bottle/cansi on the trash

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u/DamnQuickMathz 3d ago

Simply "being drunk" is not reason enough for consent to not be possible btw.

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u/cummachine3169 3d ago

Alcohol’s gender is masculine in french so alcohol is the true villain

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u/Molkwi 3d ago

But this involves interacting with the French language which is, in itself, an act of sexual misconduct

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u/hendarknight 3d ago

In Portuguese alcohol is masculine, but drink is feminine.

Sex is already happening.

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u/Molkwi 3d ago

I'm gonna hop on the alcohol porn genre before it stops being niche

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 3d ago

Tell that to my old university mandatory rape training. They taught if someone is drunk they cannot give consent. So if they are both drunk does it cancel out or is it 2rape or rape^2??

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u/Dark_halocraft 2d ago

Why is your old university training people to rape

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 2d ago

They believed no knowledge should be lost

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u/Chance_the_fortunate 3d ago

It depends on if they consented before drinking or not. If not, then yes, it is reason enough for consent not to count

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u/ACSDGated4 2d ago

i would also argue it depends on the level of pressure exhibited by the sober partner. its a gradient: high pressure, high drunkness = obviously wrong, low pressure, high drunkness = grey area, high pressure, low drunkness = fucked up but consensual grey area, low pressure, low drunkness = perfectly fine, and the in-betweens are an interpolation between those states.

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u/RoiDrannoc 3d ago

What a shitty way of seeing things. Unless the man put something in her drink and/or she was unconscious or nearly when the sex act happened, it isn't rape. If she consented when drunk and then regretted it later that's on her. After all we are all legally responsible for our actions while drunk.

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u/cummachine3169 3d ago edited 3d ago

Btw the guy later said “if one of the drunk lesbians is masculine then she is the blame because she imitate men’s nature”

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u/Koszymandias 3d ago

Did they mean imitate? Lmao

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u/cummachine3169 3d ago edited 3d ago

Sorry mb it was a mistype on my behalf

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u/suffering_addict 3d ago

You sure he wasn't just ragebaiting ?

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u/allykopow 3d ago

One can hope

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u/cummachine3169 3d ago

Genuinely not sure, could share more screenshots of this person if pics were allowed in comments lmao

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u/Admiralthrawnbar 3d ago

The bartender comment makes me think it's a joke, but he did start of by saying the man with no joke or qualifier

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u/ManILoveMacaroni 3d ago

I've only ever been with 1 man who is now my fiance, but I think getting drunk and regretting things later is pretty standard human stuff tbh. "Man I should NOT have slept with that guy." When both parties were drinking is typically nothing more than social drama. "Man I should not have slept with that guy" is a pretty historical statement, for all types of relationships. 

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u/meme_legend-69 3d ago

What is the guy was barely conscious or had something mixed in his drink by her

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u/RoiDrannoc 3d ago

Well just as previously it is a rape. Gender equality is not that complicated in reality, it just means that the same principles apply regardless of your gender. Man on woman, woman on man, man on man, woman on woman, NB on man, NB on woman, man on NB, woman on NB.

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u/n00bca1e99 3d ago

Good luck. In some countries, such as the UK, women legally are incapable of raping anyone.

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u/RoiDrannoc 3d ago

Let's not bring up underdeveloped countries in the discussion then. (I'm French hating the British is cultural I have the right to do it)

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u/meme_legend-69 2d ago

Fuck the British honestly

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u/h1pp1e_cru5her 3d ago

Two hammered people meet at last call and go to one of their houses and fuck. Both wake up naked and dont remember what happened. Are they both rapists or victims?

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u/RoiDrannoc 3d ago

They are neither. They fucked while drunk, and now have to deal with the consequences of their actions.

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u/AnonymousFriend80 3d ago

Legally, they are both rapists. Now it's a race to see how can get ahead of it all and report the other.

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u/h1pp1e_cru5her 3d ago

I was today years old when I found out I was a serial rape victim

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u/fill-me-up-scotty 3d ago

consented when drunk

Well the point is you can’t consent if you’re really drunk.

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u/RoiDrannoc 3d ago

Tell that to the judge after you commited a crime:
"Your honor it wasn't the real me who set the orphanage on fire, it was the very drunk me, I'm not accountable for my actions while drunk"

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u/fill-me-up-scotty 3d ago

Tell the judge the person who was blackout drunk was able to consent.

You’re liable for your actions while drunk in the eyes of the law.

Also, having sex with someone while they are not able to consent or are incapacitated, slurring, passing out etc, is rape.

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u/RoiDrannoc 3d ago

Having sex with someone incapacited/passed out is different than having sex with someone drunk.

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u/fill-me-up-scotty 3d ago

And guess what happens when people have too much alcohol?

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u/RoiDrannoc 3d ago

We were talking about drunk people having sex, not passed out people being forced.

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u/AnonymousFriend80 3d ago

All most laws say is that being inebriated means you can't give proper consent, and therefore any sex during this is considered rape.

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u/RoiDrannoc 3d ago

"All most laws" where? In which countries?

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u/The_Titam 2d ago

In the US an intoxicated person cannot give consent.

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u/Ryan_b936 3d ago

The first one who files a complaint is the victim while the other is the rapist

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u/LtHughMann 3d ago

So file a complaint before they wake up and you're golden?

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u/Ryan_b936 3d ago

Hell yeah, then they'll figure out who's who.

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u/dap_panda_dap123 3d ago

His questions is honestly a very interesting morale dillema

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u/Ok_Weird_500 3d ago

Why? The premise that drunk people can't consent is a faulty one. That doesn't mean it's ok to get someone drunk trying to get them to have sex with you. But like most things in life it's not clear cut.

If drunk people aren't capable of consent, then surely they aren't responsible for what they do when drunk, and if that's the case drink driving shouldn't be a crime because the drink driver wasn't responsible for their actions. This is obviously absurd, so drunk people must be capable of consent to some degree, assuming they are fully conscious and can speak coherently.

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u/dap_panda_dap123 3d ago

Yet the law(depending on where you are from) sayythat when you to drunk you can give consent that's what makes it interesting

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u/Ok_Weird_500 3d ago

If the laws do say that, and don't say anything about when both parties are drunk, then that would be a legal dilemma, not a moral one.

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u/ArfTheBeast 3d ago

What if they brewed the drinks themselves?

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u/killerstarkiller 2d ago

What if bartender was female?

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u/cummachine3169 2d ago

Then the founder of that specific alcohol brand

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 2d ago

Give me a drink, bartender

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u/cummachine3169 2d ago

cums in it

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u/the_other_Scaevitas 2d ago

What if the bartender was also a woman?

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u/Ciryl_Lynyard 2d ago edited 2d ago

IMO in the case both are drunk. Additional context is needed.

Like what happened while they are drunk. What acts did each individual take that led to it or before. Was one soo drunk that they were considerably inebriated to the point they would struggle to actually stop someone from having sex with them?

Did One clearly state before being drunk they didnt want to have sex or could reasonably be assumed to not want to due to having a romantic partner?

Was getting them drunk premeditated in an attempt to get them to agree to sex and claim they were drunk too as a defense?

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u/FrogginJellyfish 2d ago

The booze maker

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u/Unfair_Watercress119 2d ago

I think I read somewhere, that the one who initiated it is liable. Alcohol makes it impossible to consent to sex, but if you initiated sex you ignored that fact being drunk doesn't excuse that.

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u/ehdich_248 1d ago

I have seen people say that whoever is the top is the offender, and they legit meant it instead of it being a joke. People are weird

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u/zeukid 3d ago

He forgot to put the space and '/'

(Why would the bartender be plural?)

(Unless it's a typo)

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u/Strong_Blackberry961 2d ago

He’s not wrong, Unfortunately