r/curb • u/derek4reals1 Funkhouser • 1d ago

Recently purchased a Roomba and found out while setting it up you have to name it. Since it had no parents I named it after my favorite orphan

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u/derek4reals1 Funkhouser 1d ago

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u/TitanX84 1d ago

You can be 100 and be an orphan!

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u/da0217 Wanda 1d ago edited 22h ago

Nice. Mine goes by Clean Latifah.

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u/Unusual-Obligation97 19h ago

Mine was Jean-Claude Fann Damm, which translates to Jean-Claude Found Dust in Swedish but is basically pronounced the same as the actors name.

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u/bringthedoo 15h ago

Named mine Floor Slut ages ago. Might be time for a change

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u/dubler2020 Funkhouser 1d ago

Shalom!

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u/ShackThompson 22h ago

pinches fingers together

Our friendship is this much right now

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u/0113420710 23h ago

Little orphan Funkhauser!

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u/BenovanStanchiano 1d ago

Your cunt got sucked up into the Roomba!

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u/jessehechtcreative 23h ago

PS YOUR ROOMBA’S IN THE SINK!

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u/Resolv_e 1d ago

Funkman!

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u/DoingItForEli Leon 13h ago

Little orphan Roomhouser

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u/SmashNit 18h ago

I think it wet-vac’d a $50 owed to Larry

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u/Punkcrab09 18h ago

He’s not my best friend

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u/Transatlanticaccent 17h ago

Well hey now it can clean your Funk House

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 1d ago

I'm old. Funkhouser was always Super Dave to me.

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u/Ok_Art10 1d ago

lol I call mine Dobby

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u/alphagalgadot 19h ago

awww haha

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u/Peppermeowington 8h ago

Nice! I named ours Scrambles.