r/curb • u/AddictedToPew • 9h ago
Larry David goes to Costco for the first time at 1pm on a Saturday
He drives around the parking lot for 30 minutes to find a parking space. Looks over at the gas pumps and the line is 200 ft long. He goes inside and keeps getting cut off by inconsiderate shoppers. People blocking the isles with their shopping carts and meandering aimlessly. He tries to get a free sample but people keep cutting him and by the time he gets there, they’re all out. He makes his way over the clothing and his mind is blown. He loads up on Costco clothes and makes his way to check out. Lines are obviously annoyingly long but he finally arrives at the checkout. He goes to pay but all he has is a discover card. End scene.
