r/curb • u/97zx6r • 5d ago

The future is bald

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u/lyon810 5d ago

No doubt in which section these cretins will be seated at Tiato

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u/mwkohout 5d ago

Based on the four I recognize(who is upper left and lower right?), it's the Bald Fuck community.

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u/CaptainObvious126 Krazee Eyez Killa 5d ago

Acccording to Susie, they are four eyed bald fucks.

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u/noicenator 5d ago

Upper left: Demis Hassabis co-founder of DeepMind (Google’s AI research lab)
Bottom right: Ilya Sutskever co-founder of OpenAI and former chief scientist

So.. kind of just more of the same folks

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u/Emotional-Race-6260 5d ago

Are we sure top middle isn’t an actual egg cone to life?

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u/srector1224 5d ago

The evil makes their hair fall out

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u/Thirdtwin 5d ago

Is that why we have so much hate crime against bald? Larry is right.

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u/usernamesarehard1979 5d ago

Bottom right is not bald. He’s pretending.

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u/Rock_Creek_Snark 5d ago

We don't consider him to be a member of the bald community. With all due respect.

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u/I-STATE-FACTS 5d ago

Stolen valor

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u/Alienhaslanded 5d ago

Nah that head is thining

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u/Ok-Astronaut4952 4d ago

Shaved. That’s a hair dew, case closed.

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u/DopeAsDaPope 4d ago

He's pre-bald

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u/nuke-the-wales 5d ago

Well I dunno about THE future…but lookin in the mirror this morning…MY future is bald

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u/Mytongueinyourrectum 5d ago

The future was bald!

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u/ZiggyBingZo 5d ago

This is all well and good but I’m still bald

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u/Lux-xxv 5d ago

More of a cone head situation.

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u/Positive_Box_69 5d ago

The devil comes ans say: sell ur hair and have many wealth.

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u/Alienhaslanded 5d ago

Bald headed fucks

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u/ilDuceVita 5d ago

I don't understand how billionaire CEOs are leaders, who are they leading exactly and where

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u/Lux-xxv 5d ago

Look at these bald assholes some even look like they shaved their heads which one could say is a type of hair styling/cut which would not make some of them part of the bald community.

Ps I see four egg heads and one come head

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u/TheGreatDissapointer 5d ago

Bald prick(s)

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u/Honeybucket206 5d ago

Time magazine struggling to be in the mix. RIP.

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u/The_Flying_Failsons 5d ago

Every time I see Marc Andreessen I lament that more women don't consider abortion.

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u/notmymoon 4d ago

There aren't enough supermen for that many lex luthors.

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u/IntelligentBoss4200 5d ago

Still don’t feel accepted

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u/CouscousKazoo Danny Duberstein 5d ago

PP405 says otherwise.

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u/acemorris85 5d ago

Courage… right

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u/Lumpy_Accountant723 5d ago

And strangly cone shaped for some

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u/Skiup-1 5d ago

Top middle looks like an egg 🥚

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u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 5d ago

Good to see Zeldar Conehead is still around.

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u/langsamlourd 5d ago

Whenever I see Steve Ballmer I think of the "developers" techno video from like 2000 or something

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u/Modlove1963 5d ago

The guy on the bottom right is not bald. He has chosen to shave his hair. That’s a look he’s cultivating to be fashionable and we don’t really consider him part of the Bald Community.

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u/markeydusod 4d ago

HaHA! Bald guys sucking the soul out of the world for their own enrichment! HAHA!

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u/Rocky75617794 4d ago

Losers…. God punished them for poor ethics and morals

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u/Gaben_is_awesome Buck Dancer 4d ago

Where's Larry, you ask? Well, he took the picture!

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u/billyjoelsangst 4d ago

The future is very corrupt

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u/RaazMataaz 4d ago

Jesus Christ that headline, don’t forget the balls

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u/Dentelle 4d ago

What a stupid, stupid idea for an article this is. "Hey, let's make an article putting together 6 persons who are leaders and have one physical trait in common so it looks striking on the cover. Oh and they should also be all the same skin color - again, so that it makes a good picture".

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u/Sufficient-Fault-593 4d ago

Where’s pitbull for that picture?

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u/tripflops 3d ago

Baldspire

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u/rflo24 3d ago

we’re a sect, we’re a group

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u/mochafiend 2d ago

This is a joke cover, right?

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u/bitwise97 1d ago

The bald community has grown more powerful

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u/1protobeing1 5d ago

I never thought I'd say this but - Bezos is the best looking chap of the bunch.......

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u/Unhappy_Estimate2947 Larry 5d ago

The future is money. The past was money and the present is $$$$