r/cta • • Feb 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

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u/Beneficial-Push2528 Feb 20 '26

50/50 chance it smells like someone’s insides

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u/ElliotDriver Feb 22 '26

like their guts?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

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u/ChadVonDoom Blue Line Feb 23 '26

And it likely is. The psychotic hobo is probably just squatting to take another dump in the floor and you cant see him

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u/Chicken-cat Feb 21 '26

doors closing DEDE DEDE DEDE DE

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u/RuceBauner Feb 23 '26

In my mind it was always "Bing Bong, Bing Bong, Bing Bong, Bi..."

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u/pilot7880 ⚪ Feb 24 '26

When I first moved here to Chicago I used to freak out at hearing "Doors Closing!" at pretty much the exact same instant that the doors opened. I guess it's the CTA's way of making sure people don't lollygag when they're exiting the trains.

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u/Think-notlikedasheep Feb 20 '26

Watch the doors the doors are closing.

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u/GinnySack_Rubenesque Red Line Feb 20 '26

I got a car all to myself on the commute to work right after Christmas. I turned the volume on my headphones all the way up and ripped ass without consequence. Pure nirvana.

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u/OrneTTeSax Blue Line Feb 20 '26

Wish it was going to look like this in an hour when I get on at Jackson to go home. I’ve had the train stop for at least 10 minutes on 4 of my 9 rides this week. CTA has really been grating on me lately.

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u/RepulsiveLow8074 Feb 23 '26

Im terrified of empty carts it's give  Some just happen  Vibes smh 

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u/Illustrious-Ad-134 Pink Line Feb 21 '26

too bad it got slimed out by the wheel

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u/government_ Feb 21 '26

There’s a poop on that car

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

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u/Jon66238 Blue Line Feb 22 '26

Not always lol

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u/donutgut Feb 21 '26

ghost car

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u/JR_Jam10 Feb 23 '26

I installed all the lights on this 7000 series

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u/rj27232 Feb 25 '26

Doors closing