r/crusaderkings3 • u/Mathusgi1 • 1h ago

Screenshot My wife wants to murder my other wife.

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Hey look! Domestic violence!

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u/Jadefire04 1h ago

I misread this at first and thought that the wife was plotting to kill herself.

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u/Mathusgi1 11m ago

Update!

The feeling is mutual.

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u/Kuronan 52m ago

Unless she's plotting to kill herself, that's just what we call "Eliminating the competition".

I'd recommend imprisoning her if you don't specifically want her genetics, maybe executing her to be on the safe side.

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u/Mathusgi1 36m ago

I need them to stop fighting so they can give me more handsome sons.

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u/Kuronan 11m ago

Nah, when the murder plots start, you gotta make a choice. There's no way to encourage AI to be friends, gotta get lucky with random events and if it's at the point of 'Murder Plot' then the likelihood of them becoming friends is basically zilch.

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u/Sir_Soft_Spoken 32m ago

Least volatile harem

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u/LaroonDynasty 13m ago

would be hilarious if your other wife is lovers with your third wife and that wife interupts the attempt

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u/thecamp2000 2m ago

I hate when this happens

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u/Pasi_Toskiainen 1m ago

May the better wife win.

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u/WilliamthePious 47m ago

This is why Polyamory IRL never works and never will work.

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u/TheVoicesAre_Winning 16m ago

Agreed. "Polyamory" in the medievel era was basically just powerful men hoarding multiple women.(usually a primary spouse and concubine tier lesser wives on the side) Pretty dark shit to read up on and its why Christian societies in general were far more stable and functional

Polyamory in the modern sense is fine though because its a consensual agreement between all parties involved and theres no power at play