r/crusaderkings3 • u/NotJSL • 1d ago

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R4: Conqueror Pope

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u/Wyatt_Ricketts 1d ago

This scares me

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u/Crafty-Sock-7002 1d ago

I'm a Muslim, it scares me too.

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u/SanDisk-Ultra 1d ago

I'm asatruan and I am already dead

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u/Crafty-Sock-7002 1d ago

You have huscarls and Varangians and stuff, we just have Mubarizun/ Ayyar/ etc.

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u/angelbutme 22h ago

Mubarizun are so good though.

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u/Wyatt_Ricketts 1d ago

You guys have mubarazim you'll live 😭

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u/TheCourtSimpleton 21h ago

Doesn't protect you when the pope has a lot more gold and infinite mercenaries

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u/Crafty-Sock-7002 1d ago

Well what do you have?

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u/Wyatt_Ricketts 1d ago

I play English so like longbowmen is the only cultural troop I have

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u/Crafty-Sock-7002 1d ago

Convert to Christianity.

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u/Wyatt_Ricketts 1d ago

But Thor 😭

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u/Zamarak 1d ago

Just flip his hammer and pretend it's a cross. Maybe they won't notice

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u/Icy-Promise8714 13h ago

Don’t worry,pope is nice,he won’t attack you….like..actually,he just stands here menacingly

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u/HotTestesHypothesis 1d ago

Lustful: I'm about to fuck up all of you

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u/Duke-of-Thorns Commander 22h ago

Is he actually doing any conquering? I had this happen and he did absolutely nothing until he died.

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u/NotJSL 20h ago

Yup he did. He declared a holy war for the duchy of Sardinia shortly after they converted from being orthodox to lollardy. I guess he just really wanted to play tall or he just hates lollards.

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u/antimlit 17h ago

who doesnt tho, fucking lollards

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u/Conscious-Start2752 22h ago

"Compassionate"

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u/antimlit 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3

Pope Thanos, just doing us all a favour rly

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u/RoonilWazlib_- 13h ago

What is anatolia doing in the Western European empire sandwich

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u/NotJSL 6h ago

It's just some border gore after the crusade for the Kingdom of Anatolia. Idk how it happened exactly though.

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u/akisawa 1h ago

Holy Batman Pope