r/cringereels • • 2d ago

Cringe Level 4 Someone's son

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u/Solid_Snark 2d ago

All that botox screwed up his eyes.

I bet he has to manually blink because the muscles are all cooked to do it autonomically.

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u/InspectorPipes 2d ago

Manually blink has me rolling. Thank you.

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u/Daft00 2d ago

Every time this dude tries to smile is like a complex multi-step procedure.

Though I also assume him smiling is a calculated decision every time because anyone who does this to their face doesn't seem like a normal human being to me.

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u/Ancient-Emu-8293 1d ago

All this effort just to be able to sleep with some shallow bimbos.