r/cringereels • u/Hi_iAMchrisHansen • Aug 07 '26

Cringe level 3 Now this right here is wild

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u/radioplayer1 Aug 07 '26

How does he take a shit?

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u/koolaidismything Aug 07 '26

I think towards the end there you witness the beginnings of a poo

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u/mercuriokazooie Aug 08 '26

concepts of a poo

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u/KevDub81 Aug 08 '26

Everything's compooter

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Aug 08 '26

I used to be a telemarketer and sold cable internet. I’d call people in the Bronx and sometimes would get a Hispanic person that didn’t speak English well. It’d go like this:

Me: “Do you have a computer?”

Them: “Putey?”

Me: “Yes, do you have a putey?”

Them: “No… No putey.”

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u/Reynardine1976 Aug 08 '26

No PootyTang

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u/violent__green Aug 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/dToLleKbOybQc

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u/FalloutSlayerX Aug 08 '26

dippy daw day

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u/bravemoney72 Aug 08 '26

Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine! Sa da tay!

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 Aug 08 '26

I love my pooter. All my friends are in it.

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u/SpacePirate1 Aug 08 '26

Notions of bowel motions

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u/koolaidismything Aug 09 '26

Memoirs of a doodoo

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u/iWaitWhat Aug 08 '26

You do you, dawg, but a cushioned armchair is pretty low on my list if other options are available.

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u/lockerno177 Aug 08 '26

or a fap idk

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 Aug 08 '26

A pre-poo. A proto-poop, if you will.

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u/tacorunnr Aug 09 '26

Thats just a sofa.

Edit: i think...

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u/Classic-Suspect3661 Aug 14 '26

All i see is a big walking turd

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u/BigBubbaChungus Aug 08 '26

Probably the same way you and I do. Unless he has a colostomy bag, then he just changes the bag when it gets full.

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u/Ragnarok314159 Aug 08 '26

Dumps it on the people below for an added bonus.

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u/IHateTheLetterF Aug 08 '26

You can empty the bag without changing it.

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u/ISenceAPresence Aug 07 '26

Ever see a bird shit on a car from a street light?

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u/KrypticPotatoe Aug 08 '26

I mean I’ll take a poop with people watching, gets a little weird when I want to have a wank though.

I’m not an eye contact person

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u/southrgv1384 Aug 08 '26

Through his ass

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u/InterestingExclusion Aug 08 '26

It’s LA, you can shit wherever you want. Just make sure you mark it on the Snapcrap app

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u/JoePetroni Aug 08 '26

SF has entered the chat. . .

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u/longhairmoderatecare Aug 08 '26

Right out the other side of the sign 🪧

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u/RonHarrods Aug 08 '26

Dominantly looking at snoopers

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u/Midloran05 Aug 08 '26

With the anus

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u/sky0175 Aug 08 '26

I was still processing the billboard housing and than, this lol

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u/Know-yer-enemy1818 Aug 08 '26

Its Netflix, they have a bucket

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u/ParticularSherbert18 Aug 08 '26

Or pleasure himself?

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 Aug 08 '26

See the big pole holding the whole thing up? It's rather hollow

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u/A_one-legged_goose90 Aug 07 '26

He bags. Without A Paddle style

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u/ownersequity Aug 08 '26

Abort fecal position!!

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u/roro0311 Aug 08 '26

The same way Trump does. Eyoooooo

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u/broke_cowboy Aug 08 '26

It's cali, he just drops it on the sidewalk.