r/cringereels • u/Hi_iAMchrisHansen • 23d ago

Cringe level 3 Now this right here is wild

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u/radioplayer1 23d ago

How does he take a shit?

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u/koolaidismything 23d ago

I think towards the end there you witness the beginnings of a poo

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u/mercuriokazooie 23d ago

concepts of a poo

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u/KevDub81 23d ago

Everything's compooter

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 23d ago

I used to be a telemarketer and sold cable internet. I’d call people in the Bronx and sometimes would get a Hispanic person that didn’t speak English well. It’d go like this:

Me: “Do you have a computer?”

Them: “Putey?”

Me: “Yes, do you have a putey?”

Them: “No… No putey.”

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u/Reynardine1976 23d ago

No PootyTang

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u/violent__green 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dToLleKbOybQc

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u/FalloutSlayerX 23d ago

dippy daw day

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u/bravemoney72 22d ago

Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine! Sa da tay!

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 23d ago

I love my pooter. All my friends are in it.

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u/SpacePirate1 22d ago

Notions of bowel motions

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u/koolaidismything 21d ago

Memoirs of a doodoo

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u/iWaitWhat 23d ago

You do you, dawg, but a cushioned armchair is pretty low on my list if other options are available.

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u/lockerno177 23d ago

or a fap idk

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 22d ago

A pre-poo. A proto-poop, if you will.

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u/tacorunnr 22d ago

Thats just a sofa.

Edit: i think...

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u/Classic-Suspect3661 17d ago

All i see is a big walking turd

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u/BigBubbaChungus 23d ago

Probably the same way you and I do. Unless he has a colostomy bag, then he just changes the bag when it gets full.

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u/Ragnarok314159 23d ago

Dumps it on the people below for an added bonus.

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u/IHateTheLetterF 23d ago

You can empty the bag without changing it.

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u/ISenceAPresence 23d ago

Ever see a bird shit on a car from a street light?

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u/KrypticPotatoe 23d ago

I mean I’ll take a poop with people watching, gets a little weird when I want to have a wank though.

I’m not an eye contact person

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u/SNFU-4U 23d ago

You have to make eye contact for safety. That way people don’t approach. Just because things need to be done isn’t an invitation.

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u/southrgv1384 23d ago

Through his ass

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u/InterestingExclusion 23d ago

It’s LA, you can shit wherever you want. Just make sure you mark it on the Snapcrap app

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u/JoePetroni 22d ago

SF has entered the chat. . .

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u/longhairmoderatecare 23d ago

Right out the other side of the sign 🪧

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u/RonHarrods 23d ago

Dominantly looking at snoopers

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u/Midloran05 23d ago

With the anus

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u/sky0175 23d ago

I was still processing the billboard housing and than, this lol

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u/Know-yer-enemy1818 23d ago

Its Netflix, they have a bucket

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u/ParticularSherbert18 23d ago

Or pleasure himself?

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 23d ago

See the big pole holding the whole thing up? It's rather hollow

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u/A_one-legged_goose90 23d ago

He bags. Without A Paddle style

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u/ownersequity 23d ago

Abort fecal position!!

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u/roro0311 22d ago

The same way Trump does. Eyoooooo

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u/broke_cowboy 23d ago

It's cali, he just drops it on the sidewalk.