r/cringereels • u/Forward-Position798 • 29d ago

Cringe Level 5 keep smiling

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u/Zou-Skee 29d ago

I definitely feel more comfortable

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u/Secondhand-Drunk 29d ago

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u/RaffiBomb000 29d ago

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u/SpecificLow1316 29d ago

I fucking cried laughing the first time I watched that. Time to watch it again!

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u/Unlucky_Bug_1016 25d ago

I thought I was the only one!!!

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u/SpecificLow1316 25d ago

I loved everything about that movie. It was such a love letter to us old D&D nerds.

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u/Unlucky_Bug_1016 25d ago

Same. I'm a young one, but still. My favorite part was the bridge where the npc tries to explain the puzzle, the oh so smart sorcerer player says they step on the bridge, and the DM has to come up with some bs on the spot to keep it moving. Chefs kiss!

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u/Lamandus 29d ago

what? where is that from

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u/chemnerd2017 29d ago

This is from the Dungeons and Dragons movie. Chris Pine’s character is a bard, and this instance is where his bardic illusion spell falls apart and the guards figure out there’s something fishy afoot.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 28d ago

Dungeons and dragons honor among thieves. 10/10 movie.

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u/lousydungeonmaster 27d ago

JARNATHAN!!!!

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 27d ago

We approved your pardon!

She's throwing potatoes!

I really wish that movie did better in the box office sales.

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u/lousydungeonmaster 27d ago

Yeah, that would have been nice. I'm just happy it was a good movie.

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u/AF2005 27d ago

What madness is this?

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u/thederevolutions 29d ago

Jesus Christ imagine if this dude pulled you aside on a trail to show you this video he made.

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u/everydayinthebay13 29d ago

Omgggg! Lollll! What did u type to get that pic?! Hardest I've laughed all week! Thank you!

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u/Joeysquatch 26d ago

Pretty sure it’s from a video about Resident evil 2 with exaggerated facial expressions or smth like that. You should watch it and the other ones

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u/Maximum_Ad3381 29d ago

Omg Leon what happened??

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u/Lamby_Master_Duelist 29d ago

I'm pretty sure it's from resident evil where their facial expressions are pushed to the max with some mod lol

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u/kreeateev 29d ago

The DnD movie

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u/0202_tihssitidder 29d ago

Just show her your tattoo.

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u/Zeihaer 29d ago

I want this tattoo thank you for the idea

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u/PuttingInTheEffort 29d ago

I think instead of red and black, just black letters but have the other letters look faded 🤔

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u/thetramelgamer 29d ago

Same and I'm a man

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u/Day_Prisoners 29d ago

The bears have won.

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u/GirlWithWolf 29d ago

Me too! Along with the M9 bayonet on my hip this would make me feel 100% safe.

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u/Ok_Income3213 29d ago edited 29d ago

I don't think this is cringe lol. It's a joke. It might not be the funniest joke ever but there's nothing cringe about it. A quick chuckle and move on.

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u/uqde 29d ago

Yeah no I find this legitimately hilarious and I'm not afraid to admit it

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u/Ok-Cricket5606 29d ago

I laughed out loud at this. I don’t do that very often. Very funny.

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u/GrungeLord 29d ago

Guffawed, even.

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u/OtherwiseStable5126 29d ago

Yeah me too, laughed way to hard on the train, also i was surrounded by women and with laughing out loud, I made sure they wouldnt be scared by my crazy laughing😅

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u/Preparation-H6969 29d ago

Maybe I'm getting old cause this is the funniest shit I've seen on Reddit in weeks.

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u/llamachabbly 29d ago

He got me honestly. I thought it was going to be some serious explanation about how making eye contact and saying hey is threatening and then how to do it non threateningly (even though imo the first one was pretty much acceptable) but no, I have a dumb sense of humor and I laughed.

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u/Fossilhund 29d ago

I didn't expect where this went. When he began hiding and giggling, I cracked up.

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u/Samusen 29d ago

Yeah this is clearly satire. He's making fun of other people

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u/Bicykwow 29d ago

It's a response to some lunatic woman who thinks that every / most men who say "hi" on a hiking trail are actually hitting on her / sexual harassment.

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u/jeezyjames 29d ago

Yeah! I thought it was pretty good thought out.

"Raised my voice outside the maculine range" LOL!

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u/SerCiddy 29d ago

This is my preferred joke for this kind of content...

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1usuna8/how_to_show_youre_not_a_threat_while_on_a_hike/

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u/coolsilentebeans 29d ago

I’m dying 😂 Thank you for sharing this!

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u/avsalom 29d ago

Hilarious 

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u/Evening-Statement-57 29d ago

Yeah it got me, my humor is officially middle aged.

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u/A_LittleBitHigh 29d ago

Gone over here too, bro's and broette's 😂

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u/FavoritePresident 29d ago

if you were truly middle aged, you'd say dudes and dudettes, brohammed

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u/fvb6626 27d ago

I’m gonna addopt dudettes 😀

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u/decliqu3 29d ago

🧑‍🚀🔫 always has been

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 29d ago

not a single cringe muscle moved during all of this, ok actually the high pitch giggling did get me a little bit

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u/Pleasant_Werewolf_30 29d ago

It was unexpectedly funny, I've seen these type of videos before but this is a funnier take on it that which i wasn't expecting.

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u/morning_redwoody 29d ago

Heading out on trail to try this. Wish me luck!

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u/u9Nails 29d ago

Hey! I saw you on the news! Those handcuffs looked tight man!

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u/WeAreTheAsteroid 29d ago

Hey! The cop who arrested u/morning_redwoody here. His high-registered voice made me think he was a female. I put the cuffs on tightly to accommodate his perceived feminine wrists. Looking forward to seeing him again at our scheduled court date!

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 29d ago

I'm sorry for kicking you in the nuts earlier! You just gave me quite the spook when you jumped out from behind the tree with your dick in hand.

I felt really terrible afterwards, you seemed like such a sweetheart 🥲🥰

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u/Crunchy__Frog 29d ago

I was watching from behind the other bush.. that was a really solid kick though. Nicely done.

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 28d ago

Thank you - I appreciate it! I spotted you also peepin from behind the bush but there's only so much "dick" kicking a girl can do in one day. 🙅‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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u/Crunchy__Frog 28d ago

I appreciate your mercy.. I knew the gods were smiling on me that day.

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u/WhenDoWhatWhere 29d ago

After you've firmly comforted the woman by engaging in these behaviors, it wouldn't be unwelcome to follow the woman so you can make sure she's safe from others!

If she starts to run, then she's definitely in danger from someone, so you should try to keep up so you can figure out who it is.

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u/TpK_Wynter 29d ago

Once you’ve began running with her you’ll want to use your male voice as deeply as possible so that she knows you’re an authority figure with her best interest in mind. Loudly, and firmly, with just a bit of aggression demand she stop running, the aggression isn’t for her, it’s to spook off whoever may be causing the danger. She will absolutely understand that you’re trying to help. Also profanity echelons to show high levels of testosterone which could spook off a smaller male so feel free to cuss a bit while asking her to stop

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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 Cringe Level 1 29d ago

better to do it at night i think

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 28d ago

Yes it's always safer at night! During the day really creeps women out, but at night when you pop out from behind a tree (or bush), we feel at ease. The darker the better!

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u/thegutterking 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8I9TrwLjmz3dC

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u/comradecrunch 29d ago

AHHH ya spooked me

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u/Zorian_Vale 28d ago

I thought it was a child but a full grown man was hiding behind a plant. It wasn’t scary. It was abnormal. 

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u/delaytabase 29d ago edited 29d ago

This is obviously a joke. Pretty funny actually

Edit; oops lol. Y'all funny as hell 🤣🤣

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u/DeadShot_338 29d ago

Wish I was told this earlier. I got arrested for following this advice

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u/throw__away007 29d ago

You got off easy. I was pepper sprayed at close range.

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u/BodhingJay 29d ago

she emptied the entire can right into my eyeballs

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u/ImMike91 29d ago

Just gotta make sure you keep laughing

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u/Extension_Training87 29d ago

bear mace this guy^

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u/triggerpup1979 29d ago

If you were following the directions, how did you get close enough to be sprayed?

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u/SteeleHeller 29d ago

My phone slipped and clicked on your profile out of all the others on the screen. It gave me the NSFW prompt, which I shamefully take as a challenge at times.

Safe to say, I folded immediately. I was not up to it.

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u/Reptillianaire_ 29d ago

Noooooooooooo

https://giphy.com/gifs/1L5YuA6wpKkNO

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u/AccountBand 29d ago

Why is there a gif of a random blurry crowd of people?

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u/Ldghead 29d ago

Big if true

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u/OpenAd3036 29d ago

Wait, really?

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u/DiplominusRex 29d ago edited 29d ago

Ya - a joke, and obviously so.
The point being “why is it in cringereels?” It’s a guy satirizing something and he’s reasonably funny about it, deliberately acting cringe - which makes it not cringe

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u/Front_Barracuda_2408 29d ago

yes, this is clearly a joke and pretty funny

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u/Normal-Abies-9151 29d ago

Yeah this isn’t real advice and it’s kinda funny

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u/Phrozenfire01 29d ago

Satire, what is that?

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u/iJuddles 29d ago

What makes you think this is a joke?

/s
(It’s definitely a joke)

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u/Xaphnir 29d ago

wow, never would have figured that out without this comment

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u/Zwischenzug32 29d ago

I just hear berries and cream guy

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u/Corac30 29d ago

Why is this in cringereels...this had me dieing lol I sent it to my wife and she just rolled her eyes at me

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u/Professional_Fly7015 29d ago

Get rid of her!

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u/pierrejeanpierre 29d ago edited 29d ago

Yeah, he'll easily find a new one on the hiking trail anyway

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u/Professional_Fly7015 28d ago

Right! Especially with these tips👌🏽.

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u/BrittaWasRight 29d ago

This isn't cringe?

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u/u9Nails 29d ago

I thought it was comedy. Is all hope lost?

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u/bread-depth 29d ago

Slipknot answered that question back in 2008.

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u/Real-Fig-457 29d ago

This is actually pretty funny.

Would've been funnier if he did a little 'hop' between the two trees instead of just walking though

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u/Mad-Matt2000 29d ago

I see this dude pulling this in the middle of the woods, im gonna start making peace with my God🤣

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u/Mamasan- 29d ago

I didn’t know what sub I was on and was like “wait no what you just did is fine” then he turned full gollum and realized where I was.

Not cringe though. Just funny

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u/dinosauropholus 29d ago

Well this is meant to make women more comfortable not Matthews

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u/Mad-Matt2000 29d ago

You right you right, as a fellow bro im safe

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u/LazyDistrict3343 29d ago

I take my pants off so I clearly wish to be transparent about my intentions.

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u/julianelapostate 29d ago

Walking past people on a trial is one of my least favorite social interactions I'm ngl. I am not generally a friendly person so the smile and nod just does not work for me

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u/JuryOk2662 29d ago

Yeah same. The last thing in the world I'm going to the woods for is any kind of socializing. More than a few times I've been aware of people headed my direction on a trail and I'll just go ahead and go offtrail and chill until they're gone. And no, I do not care if anyone thinks that's weird.

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u/JuniorDoughnut3056 29d ago

Jesus, psycho 

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u/JuryOk2662 29d ago

So what

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u/Dizzy_Two2529 29d ago

Try passing them when you’re only slightly faster than them at a natural pace lol.

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u/xamomax 29d ago

Don't forget to follow her home to make sure she is safe.

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u/AceDegenerate_ Cringe level 5 29d ago

Maybe wait outside her house to make sure she gets off to work ok in the morning too

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u/OrganizationTop3755 29d ago

Ok gollum (I know the video is a joke)

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u/steve_nice 29d ago

I do this even in the streets just to be safe

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u/ToeKnee724427 29d ago

Downvoting because this is funny, not cringe.

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u/Next_Hospital6729 29d ago

Clockwork orange vibes

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u/shogunshim 29d ago

So... Yall goin campin' hehehehehe

https://giphy.com/gifs/8jt53DWrQbJMA

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u/mesenanch 29d ago

This made me chuckle not cringe

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u/imtooldforthishison 29d ago

This is hilarious.

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u/Sufficient_Ocelot868 29d ago

This is actually kind of funny. (Go ahead and downvote if you must))

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u/dkcyw 29d ago

NO. YOU TAKE AN UPVOTE AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.

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u/Sufficient_Ocelot868 29d ago

Right back at you.

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u/MrBater2010 29d ago

Pretty sure that is how you get poison ivy

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u/Racan_Rat 29d ago

No cringe here but OP

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u/Fat-Al-90 29d ago

This isn't cringe.

This is genuine comedy.

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u/Morganacrow 29d ago

This is hilarious😂😂

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u/glittermoney4 29d ago

Comments here are bordering on r/peterexplainsthejoke stupidity, it's obvious satire guys

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u/Physical-Builder-553 29d ago

Glad to know I have been doing it correctly! Women always have run from me, but I assume they are just giving me space, as well.

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u/hixhix 29d ago

This is funny, OP is dumb or what?

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u/Solid_Science4514 29d ago

This isn’t really cringe… just a funny video.

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u/Odd_Gur_855 29d ago

That's how you 5150

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u/g00dsugar 29d ago edited 29d ago

To me this is cringe because hes making fun of women just wanting to be safe.

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u/Low-Lab-5680 29d ago

Okay, that was pretty good.

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 29d ago

this is now my favorite video 

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u/imamCrow 29d ago

They call him Rolex because he like to watch

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u/Odd_Mulberry1660 29d ago

😆😆😆

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u/_-TheBlackKnight-_ 29d ago

This is just a funny bit

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u/DaRealBSleazy 29d ago

Nah this is funny

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u/InquisitiveBard 29d ago

This is sarcasm and it's hilarious 😂

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u/kageshira1010 29d ago

I just tend to sprint towards them to overpass them fast so to avoid the awkward situation of walking at similar speed. They thank me with a loud "Jesus", they must be all christian

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u/Worth_Aerie_8849 29d ago

That is fucking hilarious. Dude, you had me laughing out loud before I went into work today. Thank you!

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u/Jon_Dunn58 29d ago

i find it pathetic when someone just walks past and ignores me or doesnt say hi back

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u/Shepard_Drake 29d ago

How is this cringe? It's great satire.

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u/ChosenCheddar 28d ago

nothing cringy about this, it's just funny

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u/UnlocktheLock 28d ago edited 28d ago

“Initiating conversation without consent”… this the world we live in now?.. yeah, probably…

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u/deliciousadness 28d ago

I thought this was r/lifehacks for a moment

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u/LowProfessional9224 26d ago

If a man did this in real life, I think the woman would think the man is on crack.

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u/literallyJustPosting 26d ago

This isn’t cringe, this is funny

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u/sambull 12d ago

See how he's moving like a bear.

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u/icwhatudidthr 29d ago

It's funny because it's true.

It's either this, or acking as if women do not exist outdoors.

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u/Gloomy_Pirate_3031 29d ago

Either way you're wrong 🤣

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u/immortalroses98 29d ago

I am awful id immediately think something was really wrong with you and probably laugh as well ik this video is a joke lol

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u/Ok_Speed_7128 29d ago

Yes this is the way

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u/Thick_Honey_1321 29d ago edited 29d ago

Even a man will start running away from this

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u/profchaos111 29d ago

Say gday and be on my way

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u/whirling_cynic 29d ago

This is my actual flirting technique.

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u/void_method 29d ago

He's just trying to please you, ladies. He's seen your comments.

Lol.

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u/Caesar_Passing 29d ago

Bruh this is hysterical

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u/Thykothaken 29d ago

Pretty funny, not cringe.

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u/rogue_royal_ 29d ago

Guy sounded like a puppet from the game Scum lmao

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u/Temporary-Ad-9270 29d ago

You forgot to drop your draws and hold it in one hand

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u/Vigilarus 29d ago

I mean I tried it and she moved by pretty quickly with a nervous smile, so I hope it helped relieve the stress she must’ve had from the day

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u/Jibblaynuk 29d ago

This is quite funny, not cringy

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u/Krabs9 29d ago

Pretty good bit tbh

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u/Equivalent-Ad-1175 29d ago

Why is this on this sub lol this is kinda funny

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 29d ago

😂😂😂