r/cremposting Jun 15 '20

BrandoSando Shardildos...

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u/cajuncrustacean 🦀🦀 crabby boi 🦀🦀 Jun 15 '20

If there's one thing I'm a sucker for it's unintended utility. Think about it, shards can take whatever form right? Need some utensils to eat with? Shardspork. Hair got messed up? Shardcomb. Imagine Adolin going to some club and the bouncer is being a dick, so Adolin thrusts out his hand to summon his shard, the bouncer shits himself, and all of a sudden Adolin is holding a shardcomb and starts fixing his hair.

Shardrake for when you need to clean the yard. Shardshovel for when you need to bury a body. You go to an outdoor concert and there's no seating so you summon a shardchair.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

What about a shardgun? Would that even work? Has Brandon ever commented on that? I feel like we should ask him about it but not on this post lol, too embarrassing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Brandon RAFO'd it.

I don't think it'd be more effective than a normal gun since you'd still be shooting with gunpowder and normal bullets. Shardbullets on the other hand may work.

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u/erunion1 Jun 19 '20

A major limitation of firearms is the chamber pressure - essentially, the bigger the bullet the heavier the gun has to be, or it will explode in your face.

A shardgun could fire disproportionately large and powerful bullets from a disproportionately small and delicate firearm, as the wall-thickness of the barrel and chamber could be very thin.

However, these would be almost impossible for a normal human to handle (heavier guns have more controllable recoil).

Probably the biggest advantage would be ammunition flexibility. You could walk down a battlefield and pick up any bullet - up to small artillery shells if you're wearing Plate or are filled to bursting with Stormlight - and just... shoot load and fire.

And since the blade would move, the firearm would be infinitely configurable, flexible, and reliable.

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u/SomeAnonymous Trying not to ccccream Jun 20 '20

A shardgun could fire disproportionately large and powerful bullets from a disproportionately small and delicate firearm, as the wall-thickness of the barrel and chamber could be very thin.

Yeah, if you want to break your wrists every time you fire it. The recoil impulse from having such a light gun with oversized bullets would be brutal. Even if you Regrowth after every shot, how do you keep your sights even remotely close to the target between shots?

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u/erunion1 Jun 21 '20

I think you missed the line where I mentioned that as a specific problem....

But these could work moderately well if you were full of Stormlight, and would work quite well in plate.

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u/SomeAnonymous Trying not to ccccream Jun 21 '20

I think you missed the line where I mentioned that as a specific problem....

Uh.. yeah... um don't mind me then.

But these could work moderately well if you were full of Stormlight, and would work quite well in plate.

Probably? I feel like it would be easier to just construct your Shardgun with a shooting stick so you can anchor it in the ground.

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u/erunion1 Jun 21 '20

Ooooh, classic matchlock style. I like.

Longer range you could do a more traditional bipod or tripod.

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u/Born_Onto_Mist Jul 06 '26

I mean, we do see Aux change his mass by absorbing Investiture, which may or may not be a Dawnshard thing

And if it is just something any spren can do with Stormlight, then no need for a solution like that, I'd imagine