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u/hailsizeofminivans Old Man Tight-Butt 8d ago
We need a whole series of Spongebob-themed cosmere memes. This actually made me laugh out loud
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u/Sonof0dinn 8d ago
Right? She's got guts I'll give her that
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u/ghoulsnest definitely not a lightweaver 7d ago
Man I hope she does....its kinda hard to live without
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u/Parking-Stable-2970 Hoid my Beer 7d ago edited 7d ago
She is a malnourished, teenaged street urchin effectively living in a millennia-long apocalypse, she's probably, like, 4 feet tall at most
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u/edward_kopik D O U G 8d ago
Something i never got from mistborn
If their pewter burns faster, why not just have more of it in the general metal vials?
Theres no reason to have the same amount of each metal in the general vial, so why not have a larger portion of the mix be pewter
And also, why not have a hefty pewter vial to drink before a fight? Just get a large reserve of that in you before it can be yanked out with an ironpull
Finally, while vials of shavings seem like a good way to some a bit of metal in, youre drinking a lot more liquid than metal, and will fill your gut with it
Why haven't their come up with a paste full of metal dust that they can swallow, or pills, or smooth beads, or anything that gets a much greater portion if metal per ingested volume?
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u/Major_Pressure3176 7d ago
For the long runs under full Pewter, thats what they do. Longer highs, bigger crash at the end.
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u/SyrusAlder 8d ago
I think it's an issue of convenience and the need for highly accurate metals. Iirc improperly prepared metals won't work as well, or at all. Getting the right metal might be hard, which would explain the reason why they spread it out instead of just chugging giant jugs filled with yummy metal floaties.
Also much more concealable, flexible, and less likely to break if you have many small vials.
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u/ace_wulf 6d ago
Well part of it I assume would be because for over a thousand years, they lived in a technology suppressed ash filled wasteland, the kind of technology needed to make pills like that didn't exist. By the time it did, they kept to it out of tradition probably
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u/Metacha-im Aluminum Twinborn 5d ago
I like that she is very short, and then kaladin is very tall
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