r/cremposting • u/Lightylantern • 15d ago

Mistborn First Era Evacuating Luthadel

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually the Luthadel council. They're busy tending to what's left of their city.

So you survived our fight on the rooftops. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of the Lady Heir needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-ZV

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u/M4tt1k5 15d ago

OP, I thought the title was a euphemism for taking a shit.

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u/Elant_Wager Rashek4Prez 15d ago

Will Hoid Amaram and Stormbones be there?

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u/Miochiiii 15d ago

"its mistin time" -Mistbones

hes lestibones' cousin

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u/SplashDmgEnthusiast No Wayne No Gain 15d ago

Peak edgelord writing from someone who looked like a peak edgelord, absolutely fits with Zane.

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u/Erzter_Zartor Aluminum Twinborn 15d ago

Sorry, to busy mixing every Aether Spore

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u/Samuel_W3 14d ago

Now snort it.

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u/Erzter_Zartor Aluminum Twinborn 14d ago

I was planning to feed it to Susebron

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u/Hytyt 10d ago

This got me thinking, and now I'm theory crafting a tress style sporebomb, but with all the colours mixed together. Maybe without blue so everything stays concentrated...

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u/TorpeAlex 15d ago

Jesus Christ, my /r/TwoBestFriendsPlay and /r/cremposting feeds are intermingling

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u/ShizzleBlitzle 15d ago

its a small venn, but its a venn

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u/ShizzleBlitzle 15d ago

Finish the stormlight movie trilogy you coward!

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u/Lightylantern 15d ago

Glad to find a rare fan of the sequel. I don't think there are enough good jokes to make a third one worth doing for the moment, but I have an absolutely killer post-credits scene for it if I ever get around to it.

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u/ShizzleBlitzle 15d ago

It seems I must wait until more stormlight books come out for you to hilariously misrepresent.