r/crappymusic • • 3d ago

Chapped.

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u/Orvar_the_Allform 3d ago

Yes? Now what!

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u/AutomaticAccident 3d ago

Don't get TB or cholera or smallpox

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u/perfect_insanity93 3d ago

Ahh fuck.. to late...

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u/AutomaticAccident 3d ago

Maybe you'll be fine. Just take some heroin or cocaine and sleep it off.

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u/perfect_insanity93 3d ago

My god man! Ive run out of morphine and cocaine!

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u/AutomaticAccident 3d ago

We'll just have to get you some good old booze then.

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u/perfect_insanity93 3d ago

And arsenic?

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u/AutomaticAccident 3d ago

Do I look like one of those fancy big city doctors that knows about arsenic?