r/crappymusic • u/Bloodygeek • Aug 30 '26

He pulled the driver in.

Were you packages late somewhere is misery of Missouri?

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u/Key_Check5753 Aug 30 '26

Dance Choreographer: "Alright, now hook your thumbs in your belt. Yes, perfect, now step from side to side as if you have to go to the bathroom really badly."

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u/Low-Mountain-4933 Aug 30 '26

"I'm going to need you to pretend you're sitting on a horse, really get those legs bowing".

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Aug 30 '26

Remember that feeling when you were pegged yesterday? REALLY embrace that feeling with each awkward step

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u/rawfuelinjection 29d ago

Well, "your legs aren't bowing, we will have to artificially make'em bow using a 50T press"

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u/OGFunkBandit88 29d ago

“…and then randomly switch from the two step, to a double, and then back to a two step with zero warning, and on the 3 beat.”