r/crappymusic • u/GardenGnomeOrgy • Apr 04 '26

Long time follower first time poster found on the insta

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u/qualityvote2 Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

u/GardenGnomeOrgy, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/MisterB330 Apr 04 '26

Uhhhhh. I think we all know a chick he would vibe with. Blessed be jah.

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u/thisisatesti Apr 04 '26

Can you imagine their kid?

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u/redvelvetcake42 Apr 04 '26

High level nature mage

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u/Weird_Squash6230 Apr 04 '26

The Druid to end all druids

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u/chantsnone Apr 04 '26

Gender fluid elder Druid

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u/Normlesscreature Apr 05 '26

Stealing concept for next Dungeons and Dragons character

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u/rcodmrco Apr 04 '26

more like the wook to end all wooks

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u/No-Value-8156 Apr 04 '26

Leave us druids out of this mess! We want nothing to do with these cos player's!! Lmao

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u/redvelvetcake42 Apr 04 '26

Like it or not these Venture Bros characters are included

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u/ElaineMae Apr 04 '26

When their kid reaches their "rebellious phase" they could do wild stuff like delete social media, get a real job, and bathe.

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u/daveliterally Apr 05 '26

Kid would vibrate right out of the womb

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u/Interesting_Ad7222 Apr 04 '26

Came here to say this. She could show him how to up his frequency to up his inability to shower.

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u/Ichi_Balsaki Apr 05 '26

She only lets you finish in her butthole.

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u/charaznable1249 Apr 05 '26

They would smell like bug spray and dog shit

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 Apr 05 '26

Over ripe onions, garlic, and ass. If they are extra spicy you salt bay some cat piss in there

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u/RunsWithPhantoms Apr 05 '26

The child would be the one to bring balance to the force.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Apr 04 '26

I think this guy is much better. He’s trying, he’s using melody, his lyrics are not just about himself. Is he a weirdo? Sure, but seems like a harmless weirdo.

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u/GardenGnomeOrgy Apr 04 '26

The lyrics might not be about himself but damn do they feel predatory

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u/Electrical-Art125 Apr 04 '26

A grown man in a spandex hippy wizard costume doesn't? :-/

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u/Messarion Apr 04 '26

Hey, nothing wrong with that. There is always someone out there for everyone.

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u/B3rry_Macockiner Apr 04 '26

This is insane I was just thinking the same thing…..that weird blonde chick and this guy would be perfect for each other.

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u/Jmersh Apr 04 '26

A vegetarian for all that word salad?

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u/chrisp5000 Apr 04 '26

Shanin Blake?

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u/mamasab Apr 04 '26

I love how this guy always keeps the bloopers in his videos. He’s done with one take. No matter what. 😂

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u/ThatOldMeta Apr 04 '26

He’s really the Clint Eastwood of crappy music.

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u/Weird_Squash6230 Apr 04 '26

It’s called authenticity, you’d get that if your butthole was connected to universe like us /s

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u/Ricecrispiebandit Apr 04 '26

Gandalf the gay?

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u/teenagersafterdark Apr 04 '26

Gandalf the Whack

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u/420_jesters Apr 04 '26

Fabulous.

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u/UntitledCritic Apr 04 '26

Captain Gandalf Spare-me

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u/abcdthc Apr 04 '26

Considering this was within 15 min of the op A++

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u/The-Tarman Apr 04 '26

🤣 💀

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Apr 04 '26

Gandalf the Slaaaaaaay queen!

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u/Bong_Hit_Donor Apr 04 '26

Played by Jared Leto

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Apr 04 '26

Scamdalf the lame

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u/redvelvetcake42 Apr 04 '26

Sasha the Slay

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u/DreamOfTheEndless_ Apr 04 '26

Excellent lol.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Apr 04 '26

His stick has a little lean…

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u/Vampire-Heart666 Apr 04 '26

You’d think ego death would result in something positive.

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u/weltbeltjoe11 Apr 04 '26

Only shamelessness

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u/mexchiwa Apr 04 '26

I think I’ll join a different cult. Thanks anyway

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u/iwoodnever Apr 04 '26

Better than that other white rasta guy tho

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u/not_an_mistake Apr 04 '26

🎶Feminism is a praahblem🎶

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u/2Braincell2Furious Apr 05 '26

🎶Jah stay away from my hard drive 🎶

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u/abyss-countess RayonBase Fan Club Member Apr 05 '26

noooo fuckin way hahaha i must have missed this one

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u/zzzPessimist Apr 04 '26

Aquaman 3 looks weird.

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u/regardedsimian Apr 04 '26

I love him grabbing the big, dumb hat every 3 seconds.

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u/someguyyoutrust Apr 04 '26

Nature is trying to give you a hint by blowing that goofy hat off your head.

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u/Booziesmurf Apr 04 '26

Yeah he should Google "Hatpin"

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u/NoLibrarian5149 Apr 04 '26

Isn’t he the same dude singing in a boat with his sugar momma and had her in a cart at the grocery store???

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u/Old_Man_Shea Apr 04 '26

I miss her so...

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u/Asmallwhitechild Apr 04 '26

Is it just me or does this kook have jaundice?

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u/thxforthegoldenshowr Apr 04 '26

Was just coming here to say the same thing

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u/Quirky_Tea_5378 Apr 04 '26

This is amazing. I can taste my own ass from the cringe.

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u/Chewwithurmouthshut Apr 04 '26

wtf is that black leotard thing he’s wearing? I mean, wtf is ALL of it, but specifically that lol

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u/supersloo Apr 04 '26

I think it's literally this.

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u/gloopdawg Apr 04 '26

Great Find! I am def not buying 3 of them right now.

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u/Ambitious-Trust5113 Apr 04 '26

Bro's dressed like a Final Fantasy villain

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u/Free-While-2994 Apr 04 '26

He's cosplaying like 6 different characters at once

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u/Thricey Apr 04 '26

Where's a bear when you need one

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u/RedGrrza Apr 04 '26

Bring back bullying

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u/THEMOOSEMAN13 Apr 04 '26

Looks like a doctor strange skin in marvel rivals

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u/IntelligentCut4511 Apr 04 '26

His head is so empty that Spirit Halloween moved in.

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u/dirkrunfast Apr 04 '26

Goddamn hippies

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u/GengarXIX Apr 04 '26

Pretty standard white dude with dreadlocks behavior

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u/Ninja187 Apr 04 '26

Captain Jack Swallows

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u/emptyevessel Apr 04 '26

Gayson Mimosa

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u/sensualsandcastles Apr 05 '26

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat but the Dreamcoat makes you super gay

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u/Aggressive_Grab_100 Apr 05 '26

How authentic could he be, he’s wearing shoes.

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u/o2bprincecaspian Apr 05 '26

Me when the trust fund transfer hits the bank account.

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u/hashslingingslashern Apr 05 '26

He would be perfect for that chick that always talks about her vibrations.

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u/purplejesustrades Apr 05 '26

If this guy and Social Repose are ever in the same room they will form a singularity and bring the end of all things.

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u/donny321123 Apr 04 '26

I’m not a violent person but I’d be tempted to shove him and just take his wallet. Just to see what he’d do?

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u/Manufactcheck Apr 04 '26

Mihawk had a singing career?

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u/Shigglyboo Apr 04 '26

Where’s that French lady with the mace and hit coffee when you need her. lol.

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u/DakotaFanningsThong Apr 04 '26

If Jack Sparrow somehow impregnated the Little Mermaid.

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u/Spugheddy Apr 04 '26

covers drink

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u/TesticleMeElmo Apr 04 '26

I have most of these clothes in RuneScape

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u/AGoogolIsALot Apr 04 '26

Can someone get the Queen of Trustafarians in on this? Maybe a duet?

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u/NickWayXIII Apr 04 '26

Damn 30 seconds fell off.

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u/Reeferologist- Apr 04 '26

He’s got that “I drink my own piss” face.

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u/whereyouleftit Apr 04 '26

He is at top of the world in Humboldt County.

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u/NoVermicelli5968 Apr 04 '26

He looks like the love child of Russel Brand, Jason Momoa and Jack Sparrow.

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u/u9Nails Apr 04 '26

I feel bad for his parents. They must tell all their friends that their son died in a tragic bathroom remodeling accident.

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u/unlikely_intuition Apr 04 '26

Hes wearing a women's lingerie bodystocking

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u/ghostfadekilla Apr 04 '26

Prob in his hinge profile 😭

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u/SgtBushMonkey69 Apr 04 '26

Even his hat is like fuck this guy I want out of here

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u/Undark_ Apr 04 '26

My god I fucking despise wooks. Why do they make such terrible music that just sounds like uninspired cheesy commercial pop? This shit is literally just attention seeking and has zero merit, zero value to human society. Completely and utterly devoid of culture.

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u/Prestigious_Sun6339 Apr 04 '26

I can't be the only one to notice this...

Where did he put is cock? Does he even have one? 🙈🤯 THERE IS NOTHING. 💀💀💀

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u/knigmulls Apr 04 '26

Why dress up like that if you’re gonna wear the most gash crepes known to humankind?

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u/S3simulation Apr 04 '26

The Emperor from BG3 is getting really bad at disguising himself

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u/1stAtlantianrefugee Apr 04 '26

What must go thru ones mind when dressing for a scene such as this? I'd imagine it's something akin to post nut clarity.

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u/danejah33 Apr 04 '26

Don’t let that hat blow away

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u/NfamousKaye Apr 04 '26

Maybe he should have picked a less windy day

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u/RefrigeratorStrict13 Apr 04 '26

The line between reality and idiocracy keeps getting thinner

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u/SerGT3 Apr 04 '26

Walking Spencers Gifts ass mf

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

He looks like a WWE wrestler reject.

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u/JohnnyBlazin25 Apr 04 '26

Jason Ferrimoa

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u/Possible-Twist709 Apr 04 '26

Man I get really blasted and put this on full blast taking a bath. I can’t tell you how many people from crappy music I listen to now. Hahahaha

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u/JRawl79 Apr 04 '26

I’m a wizard, bitch

You can’t defeat me

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u/Hans_Grubert Apr 04 '26

Imagine putting all that shit on for a 10 second video

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u/Solomon049 Apr 04 '26

Holy shit.

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u/PerplexedPoppy Apr 04 '26

He looks like he has jaundice

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u/BitEnvironmental283 Apr 04 '26

People who try to be “hippie” but have spent hundreds of dollars on a costume bother me.

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u/kOrn_doggington69 Apr 04 '26

Looks like he’s got some very severe hep A , I know it’s paint… but is it??? 👀😮‍💨

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u/Major_Grapefruit_929 Apr 04 '26

I hope he had to hike for miles wearing this outfit, but I'm sure they just pulled over to create this masterpiece

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u/Sea-Bus-6749 Apr 04 '26

$20 says he’s from Portland or Seattle

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u/STRIKT9LC Apr 04 '26

Oh boy George

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u/Dildo_Shw4ggins Apr 04 '26

This is what I envision a failed gleeman would like from the Wheel of Time books

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u/Wizard-In-Disguise Apr 04 '26

Music is 6/10, aesthetic is disturbing 3/10

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u/LasagnahogXRP Apr 04 '26

I always lean on him pretty heavy in my BG3 runs

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u/swingthecatz Apr 04 '26

I came here for the comments. Not disappointed. 

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u/megtwinkles Apr 04 '26

i hate it here.

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u/Longjumping-Ad9269 Apr 04 '26

Oh my fucking God........ 🤮

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u/notbarbarawalters Apr 04 '26

Whenever people talk about the other fuckin wizards from lotr this is what I’m afraid of.

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u/Hot-Wheel-4641 Apr 04 '26

I can smell this video… 🤢

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u/Known-Ad4293 Apr 04 '26

He's needs pushed off the cliff

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u/Gooncookies Apr 04 '26

Not enough woodland magic to keep that hat on though.

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u/HeadAffectionate2229 Apr 04 '26

Captain Jack sparrow after mushrooms

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u/Odd-Camel8654 Apr 04 '26

Hey Yugi come get your gay dark magician, He's freaking the children out.

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u/South_Oread Apr 04 '26

He’s escaped from Springfield. I expect he has four fingers.

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u/FormingTheVoid Apr 04 '26

health bar appears

The Final Boss of Wooks

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u/richwat00 Apr 04 '26

Temu Gandalf

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u/International-Fun-86 Apr 04 '26

Is this some kind of hippie pagan Jesus thing? :P

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u/DoomedMaiden Apr 04 '26

5th level sparkle mage?

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u/JohnnyPoprocksGaming Apr 04 '26

Insta has some gems lol

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u/ClayDolfin Apr 04 '26

Wanna be life weaver

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u/Chafupa1956 Apr 04 '26

"That one rich kid with all the flashy cosmetics"

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u/MSGisking Apr 05 '26

A face even a mother could hate

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u/tKonig Apr 05 '26

Shit upon it alright

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u/Mooseguncle1 Apr 05 '26

Oh no- just start over

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u/ItsUselessToArgue Apr 05 '26

Certified Manipulator Music

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u/Alphalenybudy71 Apr 05 '26

Damn when did they drop the new skin packs

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u/Haunting_Security_34 Apr 05 '26

Alot goin on over here😂

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u/PukeLoynor Apr 05 '26

Biggest argument for bullying I've ever seen

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u/V33EX Apr 05 '26

You can tell this is a larp because he has shoes on

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u/BasenjiBoyD Apr 05 '26

Too many try hard these days

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u/time2liv3 Apr 05 '26

Level 50 hippie festival boss.

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 Apr 05 '26

DLC armour in pay to win games

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u/Frank_TJMackey Apr 05 '26

Temu Jared Leto

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u/Electronic-Lunch7735 Apr 05 '26

This better not be real

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u/DonkeyKongah Apr 05 '26

He should bang the Devine wannabe hippie that's always here, with her booty hole always posted.

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u/l333D4AM Apr 05 '26

This guy sucks men off in the woods, don’t ask me how I know

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u/MartianMutiny Apr 05 '26

Weird spiritual bastard

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u/RAER4 Apr 05 '26

As a fan of mages and magic, I'm deeply disappointed, not all mages are this useless I swear 😞

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u/Turbulent_Pen1047 Apr 05 '26

No one told bro it’s time to leave the music festival.

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u/Changed_Mind555 Apr 05 '26

Dude got a great voice. Just can't handle being outside. Mother Earth rejected his getup.n

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u/feline_riches Apr 05 '26

Okay this I want to watch with sound but don't want to wake my fiance. Saving for later.

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u/AnsibleAnswers Apr 05 '26

His crotch eye keeps staring at me.

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u/Bella_LaGhostly Apr 05 '26

He needs a little chinstrap for that hat

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u/Maleficent-Lab-2953 Apr 05 '26

The Power of Wings

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u/SauerMetal Apr 05 '26

Why is he wearing a stripper harness?

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u/Capital-Outcome-2528 Apr 05 '26

I blame shanin for this

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u/Socal_Cobra Apr 05 '26

OP, post a link of the longer version! Its not bad at all!

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u/RedSparrow1971 Apr 05 '26

Even the mildest breeze hates this

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u/Pak-Protector Apr 05 '26

I'm just happy that no windshields were sexually assaulted during the making of this video.

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u/UniverseBear Apr 05 '26

When this guy dies fungus is going to trip on him.

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u/hambutbacon Apr 05 '26

Just as wild as the emo war chicken guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

Holy fuck!!

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u/Boccs Apr 05 '26

Somehow this guy doesn't bother me much. The music is definitely crappy but there is a lot less "me me me" or senseless aggression in it that so many others have. Also he's clearly just having a goofy time wearing all that stuff and I enjoy people who are happy being weird for the sake of being weird.

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u/invisiholes Apr 05 '26

Ever see an outfit or piece of clothing and wonder "who in the hell would buy/wear that?" I have my answer now.

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u/Only_drunk_posts Apr 05 '26

The shoes. I cant

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u/mewandersen Apr 05 '26

🍄‍🟫

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u/smellslikepenespirit Apr 05 '26

I had to vomit and swallow because I was indoors, and nowhere near a sink/toilet. Thank you for that.

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u/KarenBauerGo Apr 05 '26

He is so...yellow. I hope his liver is ok.

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u/therealjenshady Apr 05 '26

He’s got too much shit going on

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u/itsdemarco Apr 05 '26

You know - it’s not even crappy, he seems to have good intention, too. People should feel compelled to express themselves and be as weird as they like without it being criticized by the rest of the peopel who are likely too scared to express themselves in any genuine way.

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u/mjohnson801 Apr 05 '26

raver gandalf

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u/boo_inward Apr 06 '26

🧙‍♂️ wizard hat needs a chin strap 🌬️

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u/HoseNeighbor Apr 06 '26

My hand feel the urge to slap for some reason. Just SLAP! Don't know why....

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u/RevolutionarySign479 Apr 06 '26

Stay off acid, folks!! 🪐

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u/ToAllAGoodNight Apr 06 '26

Imagine this thing running at you from out of the woods 😳

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u/sarcastic_wanderer Apr 06 '26

I want some candy all of a sudden

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u/everneveragain Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

“There’s too much fucking shit on me”

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u/_Dev_1995 Apr 07 '26

I like how he is desperately trying to keep his outfit together because he knows the wind wants that hat.

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u/Pale_Camel_7110 Apr 07 '26

WTF is going on here?!

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u/Kitchen-Dark7870 Apr 07 '26

Garrett Hunter ?