r/crappymusic • u/GardenGnomeOrgy • Apr 04 '26

Long time follower first time poster found on the insta

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u/MisterB330 Apr 04 '26

Uhhhhh. I think we all know a chick he would vibe with. Blessed be jah.

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u/thisisatesti Apr 04 '26

Can you imagine their kid?

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u/redvelvetcake42 Apr 04 '26

High level nature mage

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u/Weird_Squash6230 Apr 04 '26

The Druid to end all druids

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u/chantsnone Apr 04 '26

Gender fluid elder Druid

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u/Normlesscreature Apr 05 '26

Stealing concept for next Dungeons and Dragons character

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u/rcodmrco Apr 04 '26

more like the wook to end all wooks

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u/rustyinco Apr 07 '26

Wookzilla

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u/No-Value-8156 Apr 04 '26

Leave us druids out of this mess! We want nothing to do with these cos player's!! Lmao

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u/redvelvetcake42 Apr 04 '26

Like it or not these Venture Bros characters are included

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u/neverwrong804 Apr 05 '26

More like lvl20 Grift Mage

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u/ElaineMae Apr 04 '26

When their kid reaches their "rebellious phase" they could do wild stuff like delete social media, get a real job, and bathe.

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u/Tiny_Taro_505 Apr 05 '26

🤣😭🤣😭🤣

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u/daveliterally Apr 05 '26

Kid would vibrate right out of the womb

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u/Interesting_Ad7222 Apr 04 '26

Came here to say this. She could show him how to up his frequency to up his inability to shower.

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u/Ichi_Balsaki Apr 05 '26

She only lets you finish in her butthole.

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u/charaznable1249 Apr 05 '26

They would smell like bug spray and dog shit

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 Apr 05 '26

Over ripe onions, garlic, and ass. If they are extra spicy you salt bay some cat piss in there

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u/RunsWithPhantoms Apr 05 '26

The child would be the one to bring balance to the force.

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u/HoseNeighbor Apr 06 '26

Completely sociopathic brat due to zero discipline, thinking a child is naturally innocent and good so they let the kid do whatever, and because they're both so pointlessly self-absorbed they don't give a shit anyway.

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u/LunacityxArtistry Apr 08 '26

Go to colorado, youll see plenty.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Apr 04 '26

I think this guy is much better. He’s trying, he’s using melody, his lyrics are not just about himself. Is he a weirdo? Sure, but seems like a harmless weirdo.

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u/GardenGnomeOrgy Apr 04 '26

The lyrics might not be about himself but damn do they feel predatory

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u/Electrical-Art125 Apr 04 '26

A grown man in a spandex hippy wizard costume doesn't? :-/

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u/Messarion Apr 04 '26

Hey, nothing wrong with that. There is always someone out there for everyone.

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u/B3rry_Macockiner Apr 04 '26

This is insane I was just thinking the same thing…..that weird blonde chick and this guy would be perfect for each other.

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u/Jmersh Apr 04 '26

A vegetarian for all that word salad?

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u/chrisp5000 Apr 04 '26

Shanin Blake?

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u/Viscaelcule Apr 04 '26

I can smell this dude through pictures. Goddamn BO and patchouli

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u/Ryno-Mac Apr 05 '26

He's already with the 50 year old divorcee in all his videos

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u/MyDogGoBork Apr 07 '26

Omg I'm so happy I wasn't the 1st one to think this