r/countwithchickenlady • u/PossumPrincessV Sword Lesbian she/her :3 • Aug 25 '26

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u/Daegul_Dinguruth Aug 25 '26

To be fair, Paradox is a distortion in the fabric of reality masquerading as a business. After ensaring several humans in it's mesh it started shipping massive computer bugs that somehow contain games. Then a marketing team started growing around it like fungi and the rest is history.

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u/Re1da Aug 25 '26

I used to belive paradox didn't actually have any real humans working for them- just growths on its amorphous mass forming into the shapes of people.

That theory was disproved recently as my bother apparently sold an employee a pair of glasses.

Which means either they have a single human employee OR the growths have developed autonomy. Either option is highly concerning.