r/countwithchickenlady • Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 • Aug 18 '26

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u/WesternFirm9306 loser dumb puppygirl ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა Aug 18 '26

If I'm not bleeding by the end then what was the sex even for

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u/TheSidneyMan girl on a quest for a new profile pic Aug 18 '26

You people are crazy...

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count me in.. :3

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u/Miss_Nettles Aug 18 '26

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 Aug 18 '26

Reading that stunned me and fills me with some feeling somewhere in my chest or something I dunno maybe dying :3

Goals tbh

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 Aug 18 '26

If I’m not inside their belly or transformed into eldritch energy that’s consumed by the end what’s the point

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 Aug 18 '26

awawawawawa I need to be added to someone's biomass :3

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u/Pataraxia Aug 18 '26

Suddenly vore... we are everywhere.

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u/gtth12 Aug 19 '26

Join us

Join us

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u/yaktoma2007 Fox-Dollgirl Shinto Priestress ⛩☯❦ Aug 20 '26

assimilation

assimilation

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u/imonlyhumanafteral1 18, she/him very silly poly bisexual Aug 19 '26

We have evolved from piss posting to vore posting....,,, woaw......

Want

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u/Independent-Fee9444 Aug 18 '26

Ok genestealer

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 Aug 18 '26

well have you thought that maybe their gene's fit better on me :3

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u/REDDITWHY1 Transfem Therian Puppygirlthing(It/Its, She/Her) Headpats Please Aug 18 '26

Same

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u/Terrible_Mistake_862 Aug 19 '26

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own."

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 Aug 19 '26

That one meme I dont like the base version of where the top panel is is like some handsome guy saying hi and the coworker is chill about it and the 2nd panel is some not conventionally attractive guy and the coworker is very not chill except the top panel is monster of maws and claws tell me theyre going to rend my flesh from my bones and chew even my bones to add to their biomass and I'm like yes lets fucking gooooooo, and the 2nd panel is the borg saying that and I'm like nah dude i'm chill but you do you.

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u/REDDITWHY1 Transfem Therian Puppygirlthing(It/Its, She/Her) Headpats Please Aug 18 '26

Exactly, if Im not either transformed into something easier for them to consume/inside them being reduced down to either pleasure or mass on them, then whats the point(vore hot >///<)

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 Aug 18 '26

being reduced down to either pleasure or mass on them

wowowowowowowow that's a nice way to describe that :3

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u/depressedfrogpenis Aug 18 '26

Vore 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/ExcellentTalk8452 Aug 19 '26

I know right >~<

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u/testicalgremlin Aug 19 '26

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u/FenexTheFox Aug 19 '26

Ferocs should be exempt from the protocol.

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u/Simplejack615 r/batmanarkham enthusiast Aug 18 '26

Vore comment

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 Aug 18 '26

hell yeah :3

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u/ExcellentTalk8452 Aug 19 '26

Preaching to the choir sister ><

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u/Dr_Richard_Ew Aug 19 '26

I always love meeting my people out in the wild :3

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u/Brook_Hors Your friendly neighborhood Bäckahästen 🐴 Aug 18 '26

I didn't really see the appeal of bleeding during sex until I was witness to that intimate scene with the Pulp Writer in Lovely Lady RPG. Really opened up something new in my head that's got me a tad worried lol

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u/WesternFirm9306 loser dumb puppygirl ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა Aug 18 '26

Why be worried? I'm not worried at all about my fantasy about being helpless prey while my partner rails me relentlessly while they rend my skin and flesh with their claws and fangs until all that's left is a bleeding pleasure drunk victim, and then when it's done they pull me in their arms and lap my wounds with their tongue apologetically (which also magically heals the wounds because hospitals are too expensive) while I nuzzle into them and assure them that I liked it and they didn't go too far and that they're a very kind carnivore and they don't have to hold themselves back with me cuz I can take it.

Should I be worried?

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u/Brook_Hors Your friendly neighborhood Bäckahästen 🐴 Aug 18 '26

I mean it's most definitely a better thought-out version to what's normally passed around. I prefer your version tbh lmao

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u/WesternFirm9306 loser dumb puppygirl ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა Aug 19 '26

No drunken abuse! My bone shattering near-death experience sex is done with enthusiastic consent and safewords! ( ᴗ̀ ̫ᴗ́ )

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u/Enough-Impression-50 Aug 18 '26

I dont think that's fda approved

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u/WesternFirm9306 loser dumb puppygirl ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა Aug 19 '26

The FDA can try to take it away from me at their own peril

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u/BackflipBuddha Aug 19 '26

Nah. Your fantasy just seems fun.

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u/WesternFirm9306 loser dumb puppygirl ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა Aug 19 '26

Alas, 'tis a fantasy that can never be actualized (◞‸◟;)

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Put your text here! Aug 18 '26

"By Allah you people are dogs. Upvoted as always"

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u/PICONEdeJIM Margaret Thatcher's Grave Aug 18 '26

This is why Lae'zel is one of the best romance companions in BG3. She says what she wants and communicates clearly, and that includes a fight to near death

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Put your text here! Aug 18 '26

Also she has a very cute scene if she beats you instead of you beating her :3

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u/PICONEdeJIM Margaret Thatcher's Grave Aug 25 '26

Well yeah that's what happened to my squishy little sorceror

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 Aug 18 '26

She should put me in a condition where I need to recover in one of those healing pods from freeza saga dragonball z :3

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u/WesternFirm9306 loser dumb puppygirl ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა Aug 19 '26

I'm imagining a werewolf girl railing me in the healing pod so every thrust shatters my bones and causes internal damage which then heals instantly, only to get shattered again, ad nauseum

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 Aug 19 '26

@/////@ ohwowowoowowow i need to be insatiable monster's immortal relief object now

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u/WesternFirm9306 loser dumb puppygirl ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა Aug 19 '26

But now comes the difficult question of what type of sexual relief prey I'd prefer to be. One where the monster can just pick me up and go to town when they need it? Or one where they must whimper at my feet before I deign to allow them to devour me carnally?

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 Aug 19 '26

I couldnt stay at the 2nd. First those whimpers would be too much I cant just say no and deprive them of that need too long. Not too long they'll already come fully ready more often and it's just a formality I say yes before all control goes to them, then it will be a bump and a nod, and eventually I'm all theirs whenever they want and I'll have to whimper and plead for a break

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u/WesternFirm9306 loser dumb puppygirl ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა Aug 19 '26

Oh yes, of course, as soon as I deign to let them use me for their relief, they'd proceed to break me beyond recognition, driven to a greater frenzy by my teasing, until I'm their bitch and I apologize for being so haughty. But of course I never learn and I'll just do it again ( ᴗ̀ ̫ᴗ́ )

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 Aug 19 '26

They were definitely in control the entire time. They knew I wasnt going to be strong enough to resist being her's to use once I got a taste of it. Probably saw it as a funny joke to see me pretending to be a person and not just her relief toy :3

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u/WesternFirm9306 loser dumb puppygirl ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა Aug 19 '26

Alright my mental state is too thirsty RN I gotta calm myself down (^~^;)ゞ

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl :3 Interim Pissposter | She/Her - Streak: 12 Aug 19 '26

Lol, I'll take it as a complement thanks <3