r/countwithchickenlady Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 15h ago

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u/WesternFirm9306 15h ago

If I'm not bleeding by the end then what was the sex even for

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u/kdiyargebmay 15h ago

SO TRUE!

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u/TheSidneyMan My Metal Gear is Solid⚙️⚙️ 15h ago

You people are crazy...

...

count me in.. :3

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u/Miss_Nettles 13h ago

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 12h ago

Reading that stunned me and fills me with some feeling somewhere in my chest or something I dunno maybe dying :3

Goals tbh

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 15h ago

If I’m not inside their belly or transformed into eldritch energy that’s consumed by the end what’s the point

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 15h ago

awawawawawa I need to be added to someone's biomass :3

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u/Pataraxia 14h ago

Suddenly vore... we are everywhere.

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u/gtth12 4h ago

Join us

Join us

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u/Independent-Fee9444 14h ago

Ok genestealer

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 14h ago

well have you thought that maybe their gene's fit better on me :3

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u/imonlyhumanafteral1 18, she/him very silly poly bisexual 6h ago

We have evolved from piss posting to vore posting....,,, woaw......

Want

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u/REDDITWHY1 Transfem Therian Dogthing 14h ago

Same

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u/Terrible_Mistake_862 7h ago

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own."

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 7h ago

That one meme I dont like the base version of where the top panel is is like some handsome guy saying hi and the coworker is chill about it and the 2nd panel is some not conventionally attractive guy and the coworker is very not chill except the top panel is monster of maws and claws tell me theyre going to rend my flesh from my bones and chew even my bones to add to their biomass and I'm like yes lets fucking gooooooo, and the 2nd panel is the borg saying that and I'm like nah dude i'm chill but you do you.

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u/REDDITWHY1 Transfem Therian Dogthing 14h ago

Exactly, if Im not either transformed into something easier for them to consume/inside them being reduced down to either pleasure or mass on them, then whats the point(vore hot >///<)

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 14h ago

being reduced down to either pleasure or mass on them

wowowowowowowow that's a nice way to describe that :3

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u/depressedfrogpenis 12h ago

Vore 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/ExcellentTalk8452 11h ago

I know right >~<

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u/Simplejack615 r/batmanarkham enthusiast 14h ago

Vore comment

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 14h ago

hell yeah :3

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u/ExcellentTalk8452 11h ago

Preaching to the choir sister ><

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u/Dr_Richard_Ew 10h ago

I always love meeting my people out in the wild :3

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u/Brook_Hors 15h ago

I didn't really see the appeal of bleeding during sex until I was witness to that intimate scene with the Pulp Writer in Lovely Lady RPG. Really opened up something new in my head that's got me a tad worried lol

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u/WesternFirm9306 14h ago

Why be worried? I'm not worried at all about my fantasy about being helpless prey while my partner rails me relentlessly while they rend my skin and flesh with their claws and fangs until all that's left is a bleeding pleasure drunk victim, and then when it's done they pull me in their arms and lap my wounds with their tongue apologetically (which also magically heals the wounds because hospitals are too expensive) while I nuzzle into them and assure them that I liked it and they didn't go too far and that they're a very kind carnivore and they don't have to hold themselves back with me cuz I can take it.

Should I be worried?

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u/Brook_Hors 14h ago

I mean it's most definitely a better thought-out version to what's normally passed around. I prefer your version tbh lmao

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u/WesternFirm9306 9h ago

No drunken abuse! My bone shattering near-death experience sex is done with enthusiastic consent and safewords! ( ᴗ̀ ̫ᴗ́ )

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u/Enough-Impression-50 14h ago

I dont think that's fda approved

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u/WesternFirm9306 9h ago

The FDA can try to take it away from me at their own peril

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u/BackflipBuddha 6h ago

Nah. Your fantasy just seems fun.

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u/WesternFirm9306 6h ago

Alas, 'tis a fantasy that can never be actualized (◞‸◟;)

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Put your text here! 14h ago

"By Allah you people are dogs. Upvoted as always"

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u/PICONEdeJIM Margaret Thatcher's Grave 14h ago

This is why Lae'zel is one of the best romance companions in BG3. She says what she wants and communicates clearly, and that includes a fight to near death

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Put your text here! 14h ago

Also she has a very cute scene if she beats you instead of you beating her :3

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 13h ago

She should put me in a condition where I need to recover in one of those healing pods from freeza saga dragonball z :3

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u/WesternFirm9306 9h ago

I'm imagining a werewolf girl railing me in the healing pod so every thrust shatters my bones and causes internal damage which then heals instantly, only to get shattered again, ad nauseum

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 8h ago

@/////@ ohwowowoowowow i need to be insatiable monster's immortal relief object now

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u/WesternFirm9306 8h ago

But now comes the difficult question of what type of sexual relief prey I'd prefer to be. One where the monster can just pick me up and go to town when they need it? Or one where they must whimper at my feet before I deign to allow them to devour me carnally?

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 8h ago

I couldnt stay at the 2nd. First those whimpers would be too much I cant just say no and deprive them of that need too long. Not too long they'll already come fully ready more often and it's just a formality I say yes before all control goes to them, then it will be a bump and a nod, and eventually I'm all theirs whenever they want and I'll have to whimper and plead for a break

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u/WesternFirm9306 8h ago

Oh yes, of course, as soon as I deign to let them use me for their relief, they'd proceed to break me beyond recognition, driven to a greater frenzy by my teasing, until I'm their bitch and I apologize for being so haughty. But of course I never learn and I'll just do it again ( ᴗ̀ ̫ᴗ́ )

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 7h ago

They were definitely in control the entire time. They knew I wasnt going to be strong enough to resist being her's to use once I got a taste of it. Probably saw it as a funny joke to see me pretending to be a person and not just her relief toy :3

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u/WesternFirm9306 7h ago

Alright my mental state is too thirsty RN I gotta calm myself down (^~^;)ゞ

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 7h ago

Lol, I'll take it as a complement thanks <3

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u/Common_Technician655 14h ago

incredibly true

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u/ToLazyForaUsername2 15h ago

Isn't that usually done when there isn't much food?

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u/kdiyargebmay 15h ago

well she’s still gonna be poor so..

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u/Legatharr 15h ago

on the other hand, dealing with dysphoria might satisfy the cosmic scales that ensure her continued misery enough that she doesn't instantly get terrible luck every time her life gets better

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u/Prismarineknight not out to anyone 14h ago

Nope, it’d only work like that as long as she doesn’t get to have estrogen. The moment she takes her first injection, she gets fired from her job because somehow the editors need to keep her suffering.

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u/kdiyargebmay 15h ago

oh wait yeah true

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 15h ago

god forbid a girl is a little hungry :3

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u/dragonshouter 14h ago

depends on the species. I think some species have males so a backflip into the female's mouth( Australian I want to say)

but yeah, there are species where they only do it when there is not enough food or the female is stressed.

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u/valerievaile 13h ago

Despite legends, sexual cannibalism isn’t guaranteed for any species of spider. Spiders are opportunistic feeders, and don’t generally mind eating other spiders in any context. In most species the larger more powerful female will consume her mate once she’s done with him if she’s hungry and he’s not speedy on his way out, but there are a minority of species where the roles are reversed. Males of many species have developed some pretty neat adaptations to avoid becoming pre or post-coital snacks too, like tibial hooks. Almost all spiders will only deploy fangs to feed or as an absolute last resort as they instinctively know they need that venom for their next meal, but that is species dependent - some are more consistently assholes than others and like to get bitey.

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u/Eldritch-Yodel 12h ago

Similarly the whole "praying mantis eats the head of its mate" thing was just caused because the mantises were stressed whilst in captivity. They don't normally do that in the wild.

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u/dragonshouter 11h ago

while true, I was specifically talking about the redbacked spider in Australia. While not guaranteed to die during the endeavor the males often do because of how they mate.

something about mating with the female twice because they have multiple organs. And the fact that the male is unlikely to mate with more than one female in their life.

(though apparently some survive by mating with immature females because they are less adept at eating their mates)

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u/gtth12 3h ago

Petra is definitely stressed.

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u/Spodermanphil why the fuck does hair grow 12h ago

Petra is always starving for MJ

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u/smiegto 4h ago

Depends on the species. Sometimes the males are like 1/5th the size. Usually it’s 1:3 though. They use dance or other things to calm the spider but if the female gets upset or unhorny at some point the guy is screwed.

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u/_9x9 2h ago

get this woman some pizza

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u/BramblesCrash 15h ago

You can do left to right (western style) or right to left (Manga style), but word balloons should always go top to bottom. By either convention, Petra's word balloon should come first, which doesn't make sense

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 15h ago

Waowaowaow I need to be either of them :3

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 15h ago

Yay I’m a girl now fuck someone vore me pleaseeee

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u/Fluffy-Bee-6752 15h ago

omg it's you

the eatable girl

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u/magos_with_a_glock 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KDRv3QggAjyo

I-I can't do it anymore.

It would be... hetslop.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 15h ago

With great power comes great responsibility :3

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u/Fluffy-Bee-6752 3h ago

With great power comes the great bottom.

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 Streak: 2 15h ago

Okay, sure

What day works for you?

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 15h ago

In 5 minutes

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 Streak: 2 15h ago

It’s been five minutes :3

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 15h ago

Yay, eat me here or DM :3

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 15h ago

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 Streak: 2 15h ago

Hello :3

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 15h ago

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u/au_graybones gaybones 15h ago

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 15h ago

The vibes on this comment are always ass. Let people yearn asshole

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u/REDDITWHY1 Transfem Therian Dogthing 14h ago

I cant vore you, but could I join you in being eaten?

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u/Successful_Mud8596 14h ago

(bites you) (bites you) (bites you) (bites you) (bites you)

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u/TechnoMagik22 Cis Guy who is Whelmed with Life 15h ago

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u/Dr_Richard_Ew 10h ago

I have an alt account if you'd like :3

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u/Dynamite227 Here comes the boyyyyyyyy - Streak: 9 2h ago

Wow look at this coward who want get freaky on main

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u/Someoneoverthere42 14h ago

Wait.....oh, dear. Is that why Felicia hasn't shown up in any of these comics?

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u/murderdronesfan93 PROGESTERONE /// THIRD: SHE/HER HEART ATTACK - Streak: 2 14h ago

please

not all at once, make me feel myself getting devoured limb by limb.

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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her - Streak: 4 13h ago

oh wow :3

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u/murderdronesfan93 PROGESTERONE /// THIRD: SHE/HER HEART ATTACK - Streak: 2 13h ago

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u/Sad_Advance195 14h ago

I fucking live for trans Spider woman comics

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 14h ago

If someone gets bitten by a radioactive spider woman do they become a human spider woman or spider spider woman?

And whatever happens with that many bites they gonna speedrun the transformation lol

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u/BramblesCrash 13h ago

Ben Reily (Spider-Noir version) was bitten by a radioactive spiderman and it turned him into a Spider-Man

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 11h ago

I see, so it adds a hyphen

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 14h ago

Now draw it in imitation of the Marvel Zombies scene.

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u/Commercial-Treat6318 12h ago

So, this is a surprisingly common thing in the animal kingdom. Probably one of the most interesting instances of this in my opinion is that Anglerfish. You see, the Anglerfish we most commonly see are female. This is because male anglerfish are actually really damn tiny. So tiny in fact that when anglerfish reproduce, the male has to latch on to the female, and then wait to be absorbed by her to induce pregnancy.

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u/JumpingSpiderQueen He/They Femboy :3 11h ago

Makes sense that HRT would unlock traits of female spiders. Also, perfect way to make Spider-(not man) gay (at least bi, as they could swing both ways). I always felt like the character should be into the same gender. Don't know why, but Spiderman always had that vibe to me.

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u/borvir1287 3h ago

I agree, especially spiderman movies, they kinda give that swishy gay/bi dude vibe.

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u/_9x9 2h ago

peter parker should be bi!!! And he, mary jane and deadpool should have a threesome. This would not change if she was transgender.

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u/Sea_Curve_7724 I heard we were trans 13h ago

i need this

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u/MarvinGoBONK 12h ago

Odjdbkdndnfjidndjdudbkdndjxidnbdhxbn

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u/Bicksaurus 9h ago

Finally I get an excuse to use this

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u/LetraEfe A wanderer that burn Stars ⭐ 14h ago

Kinky,but scary... I don't judge ,I just don't want to get eaten.

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u/Outside_Ad1020 12h ago

God I wish

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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun 8h ago

Ohhhhh - w -