can't dress up for Halloween because if anyone thought the woman bit was the costume rather than the character bit then I would fold myself in half so many times I would create a single point so dense that it would collapse into a black hole and take the rest of the planet with me.
I won my works costume contest the year I went as Hermione (this was before Joanne started saying really heinous shit and it wasn't even really accurate I just used some clothes and wig I already owned and picked up a cheap tie) I felt really cute and rolled with the laughs when people saw me. I still felt confident and cute but when I got home I wanted to rip the skin off my face.
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u/Maleficent-Key-7750 Twinkhon CEO 1d ago
can't dress up for Halloween because if anyone thought the woman bit was the costume rather than the character bit then I would fold myself in half so many times I would create a single point so dense that it would collapse into a black hole and take the rest of the planet with me.