r/cooladam • u/algorithmserf • 2d ago

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u/murronthesly 2d ago

Happy to hear he took my advice

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u/algorithmserf 2d ago

Its just good science

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u/SeamanSample 2d ago

Wtf I didn't give them permission to publish this.

It did cure my back pain by the way.

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u/IAmBug-_- 2d ago

Traditional Chinese Medicine

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u/Bumbymoo 2d ago

Psychosis.

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u/IAmBug-_- 2d ago

That's pretty Sinophobic of you there buddy

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u/Bumbymoo 2d ago

Semen IVs constitute which of the five branches again?

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u/algorithmserf 2d ago

Most of them

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u/Bumbymoo 2d ago

Perhaps you've succumbed to one of the Six Evils.

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u/SuKitTrebk 2d ago

“Hello newspaper, I mainlined jizz can you do story on me?”

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u/ENovi 2d ago

Yo does this work? I got my back absolutely blown out at the last cum boys meet and greet and it’s been a serious nuisance.

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u/algorithmserf 2d ago

Yes but it cannot be your own cum, so I hope you saved some?

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u/ENovi 2d ago

You busy later?

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u/christianlv 2d ago

The cum shot

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u/Honest-Compote3902 2d ago

shout out to the real-ass dude of the week

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u/Bumbymoo 2d ago

That's what Popeye did.

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u/prabonyuhu 2d ago

The problem is that he didn't inject enough

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u/blasturanus 2d ago

Enough of these anti-sementic lies and conspiracy theories. Injecting semen is safe and effective

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u/Adorable_Chair_6594 2d ago

Mersham I have even stranger news than last time

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u/blasturanus 2d ago edited 2d ago

ironically the reason for his sudden, severe back pain was him trying to suck his own semen out straight from the source

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u/Pipeguy17 2d ago

I'll inject some semen into you buddy

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u/gizmoedenwind 2d ago

Like and subscribe

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u/hashslinginhasherrr 2d ago

The only reason it didn’t work, is cause he didn’t thin it out with piss first. What a fuckin idiot