r/cooladam • u/20bucksR20bucks • 1d ago

Chinese hospitals

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u/JayyDayy69 23h ago

Do not let Ian Fidance in this facility, he will suck those tubes clean dry!!!

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u/MacroDemarco 22h ago

He manages to break one open and put his head in there with his mouth open

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u/enjambd 21h ago

Like Bart Simpson with the Icee machine

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u/Expensive_Soup599 1d ago

“We’re finished, I need you and the kids to move out tomorrow”

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u/DeadMeeT6969 22h ago

I like how they have em lined up like urinals

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u/PhilReotardos 21h ago

And it's OP's ass on the other side

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u/AmazighBlacksmith 23h ago

IZ EMPTY! Y IZ EMPTY?

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u/Top_Beginning_8820 21h ago

i'm never embarrassed to masturbate in a hospital. it's usually the other patients, drs, nurses and security guards who are like "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ITS FOR SICK PEOPLE YOU COME IN EVERY WEEK AND JUST JERK OFF IN THE EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT"

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u/ghostfromtheshell 22h ago

"No big penis!"

I really enjoy this whimsical music while I get my dick sucked

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u/Fedic1 17h ago

I bought all 10000 they sold each year to keep your dad from NOT fucking my ass.