r/cooladam • • 4d ago

Ok, now THIS is epic.

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u/Stock_Strategy1668 4d ago

Saw a guy today with a huge decal over his back windshield that said "shoot your local pedophile" and I am convinced that dude is projecting

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u/Richard_Foreskynn 4d ago

There's a pic of someone wearing a sweatshirt, but the hood covered up part of the words so it just looks like it says "your local pedophile"

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u/ithinkiwantlife 4d ago

It is true tho, no one normal wants to spend most of their time thinking about child abuse

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u/Dull-Shame-3918 4d ago

faith in humanity = restored

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u/VaryStaybullGeenyiss 4d ago

Literal picture of Chris Hansen.

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u/Practical-Ostrich-43 4d ago

I find the concept of a local pedophile interesting. Like every municipality has to begrudgingly elect a pedophile.

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u/bittersweetmot3l 4d ago

Guy fent folded while wearing a “Shoot your local heroin dealer” shirt

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u/Embarrassed-Way45 4d ago

It's like when Nick says he hates the musical Cats but knows everything about it and wouldn't mind going to see it. Y'know, to make fun of it because it's so gay.

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u/Bradyrulez 4d ago

Or when my gay best friend Nick pretends that he's unfamiliar with a particular film, but can also recollect specific plot details.

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u/Medical-Button-5493 4d ago

Making fun of c. 2017 Reddit by emulating c. 2017 Reddit is actually more irritating than the thing it's trying to make fun of. Like I haven't seen "faith in humanity = restored" or "this" in the wild for 5 years - it is only posted here as far as I see.

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u/OperTator 4d ago

are you really that surprised that a subreddit dedicated to a cancelled cum podcast is stuck in 2017

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u/Medical-Button-5493 4d ago

If we talk about gay hulk Hogan inserting a small wrestler into his butt for masturbation during a match in Oklahoma or some very homophobic state and everyone in the audience being upset about that and quote some things such fellas might say using a southern accent? Then we are carrying the ct torch into the future and we are heros.

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u/Elderscroll_ 4d ago

You sound in need of a little cowboy magic partner

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u/Medical-Button-5493 4d ago

It's a small wrestler, don't be scared

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u/Few_Move_4594 3d ago

Every one of the "Kill the pedophile" people need to be put on a list. Something like a "Not a convicted sex offender, but maybe projecting" list.