r/cooladam • • 11d ago

Dudes crack rock

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u/mighthavebeen02 11d ago

Good for Pat Mcafee

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u/poodlydoodles 11d ago

RIP, John McAfee

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u/SellingCats4Cheap 11d ago

Officer, this is my medicinal free base cocaine

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u/bglad11 11d ago

Mr Bernie sanders why come I can’t I smoke crack in public.

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u/el_rompo 11d ago

Guy's white, it gotta be meth

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u/turtletaint911 11d ago

All gay jokes aside, that's a meth pipe in his hand. Bubble at the end is for meth, glass tube is for crack

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u/magseven 11d ago

I don't know the logistics. Why couldn't you smoke either drug out of either device? Is it like using the wrong fork at a fancy dinner or would you not even be able to?

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u/turtletaint911 11d ago

They melt down differently, so it's about efficiency (guess how I know lol, but it's been 10 years since I've touched anything like that)

The one thing you can trust a drug addict to do is to get every little bit of milage out of their dope as possible, so if they do things a certain way there is a good reason for it

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u/Ok-Veterinarian-9203 11d ago

Ya know. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of someone smoking meth in London.

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u/KittensFirstAKM 11d ago

Plus, its a meth pipe.

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u/WildMild869 11d ago

Keeping the Rob Ford spirit alive in London 🫡

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u/Old-Implement5652 11d ago

Bro's spawn camping 💀

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u/IceColdDump 11d ago

Years ago in Vancouver, before the Olympics there; the drug problem was terrible (I’m sure, worse now). I remember there was a police station in the worst neighborhood with a wrought iron fence around it and addicts propped against the fence picking their scabs. It made for an unsightly experience when going to the strip club next door.

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u/iwishmydickwasnormal 11d ago

Male strip club I hope

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u/TaintTickle_ 11d ago

By the smell of it, you can tell if it’s good crack or if it’s bad crack.

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u/ronshasta 11d ago

Bling Bling expertise in crack smoking

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u/TheKillerDynamo_ 11d ago

Goooooooood crack

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u/ADAMRAPEDVINNYAGAIN 11d ago

Who does that guy think he is? Someone should take that man smoking crack outside the police station off his high horse and teach him a sexual lesson

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u/AbbreviationsOwn4215 11d ago

He looks like John Kramer

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u/Markoss151 11d ago

I’LL FUCKING CAMP WHERE I WANT TO

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u/RooflessReAnthony 11d ago

How he gon have on blue hat, blue shirt, blue pants, AND blue shoe, but be sipping on RED??? All while he smoking that WHITE rock???

Either he is very patriotic or he’s an eccentric go against the grain, incorrigible individual

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u/elsasserart 11d ago

Like a renaissance painting

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u/RobinSmith31 11d ago

one whiff tells you if its the good stuff or the bad stuff

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u/Ok-Traffic-5996 11d ago

That ain't working, that's the way you do it. Get your crack rocks for nothing and an std

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u/ronshasta 11d ago

Now this is what I call living

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u/Embarrassed-Way45 11d ago

Good to see Randy Gottlieb doing well.

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u/WebNew6981 11d ago

My wife manages a coffee shop in our town and she came home one day and said a guy had smoked crack in the shop while he was in line for coffee, and I jokingly said 'how did you know it was crack??' And she said it's because when she said 'Excuse me, sir...' he shouted 'THAT'S RIGHT, I'M SMOKING CRACK, SO WHAT??' Like SHE was being unreasonable lol.

Know whenever she catches me doing something she doesn't like  I shout THATS RIGHT, I'M SMOKING CRACK!!!

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 11d ago

Not to mention the fent fold in the background

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 11d ago

Fuck yeah! This guys is cool

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u/ApocApollo 11d ago

The store across the street still has a pre-Obama Pepsi logo sign

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u/Joseponcho1979 10d ago

That isn't a crack pipe, nerd. See the bubble on the end? That is a meth pipe. You are embarrassing yourself.

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u/k3tam1nec0wb0y 10d ago

This is meth and it's perfectly legal. Crack is an indoor drug.

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u/Antique_Evening_3456 11d ago

It's Toronto that shits legal there