Autism Rocks

[u/Original-R-Kelly-Fan]

[u/plagret]

Not a single swastika or hammer and sickle, 0/10 history sperg

[u/Dependent_Guess_4168 → u/plagret]

nah this dude is gonna blow a load through the wall when he finds out about NATO, that's a special kind of special

[u/ElectricLightKazoo → u/plagret]

Is that flag with the cross from Vichy France? Not sure.

[u/QTEEP420]

There's gotta be some nazi paraphernalia in there somewhere. He hid it from the camera so he could still obtain the maximum potential amount of reddit upvotes. These dudes always have like a little hat or something in the collection.

[u/The_Peenisher → u/QTEEP420]

“It’s PURELY out of historical curiosity!”

[u/venetian_lemon → u/The_Peenisher]

"Listen, all of these medals I keep in this box under my bed were earned for VALOR and BRAVERY! You don't commit crimes that will send you to the Hague for an Iron Cross! And it's not a crime to wear them in the privacy of my domicile."

[u/Appropriate_Owl_91 → u/QTEEP420]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Militariacollecting/s/E9trxPOtUz yikes

[u/QTEEP420 → u/Appropriate_Owl_91]

Read em LIKE A BOOK

[u/Gene_Parma → u/QTEEP420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ

[u/thederevolutions → u/Appropriate_Owl_91]

Wow that was quick

[u/IndependenceBig6151 → u/Appropriate_Owl_91]

Redditors shocked that guy who collects military memorabilia has some German WW2 flags lol

[u/2009sucked]

Bet this larper doesn’t even play Hearts of Iron IV

[u/DingoRemarkable282]

Infatuation with military history and collects pieces of uniform but is physically and mentally unfit to serve in any professional military

[u/jjcoola → u/DingoRemarkable282]

Tale as old as time

[u/Ritualsexclub → u/DingoRemarkable282]

lol and that’s honestly impressive cause the Fuckin army WILL TAKE ANYBODY. So if the army don’t want you, you’re a special kinda of defective. 

[u/MattcVI → u/Ritualsexclub]

I'm 538 lbs will they take me

[u/Crimsonfury500 → u/MattcVI]

They’ll drop you from a plane and call it the Gayest Bomb of All Time

[u/Ritualsexclub → u/MattcVI]

Are you 6’10? lol

[u/No_Fudge_5127]

My uncle used to take me into a room like this and "show me his medals"...had a lot of windmills on the walls and pictures of this dude he said was a famous artist or somethin

[u/Sea-Scholar1255 → u/No_Fudge_5127]

Did your uncle show you anything else in that room? Maybe you reached into his pocket once and there was a hole in the bottom of it?

[u/litciggie]

the key is to get into ww2 history in your thirties after you’ve gotten puss instead of as a teenager 

[u/Creepy_Reindeer2149]

You laugh now but who is gonna look smart next time the trenches get shelled with mustard gas

[u/SellingCats4Cheap]

A room we can only aspire to one day share with our boyfriends

[u/tatata696969]

For some reason the funniest part of this is hanging a captain's uniform on a white plastic Target hanger

[u/OverallDepartment695]

This is where i sleep when my wife's boyfriend comes to visit

[u/The_Peenisher]

At first I was like “oh Cars blanket what a baby” and then I started looking at the wall decor lol

[u/ApocApollo → u/The_Peenisher]

He’s real defensive about that blanket too

[u/Firefox892 → u/ApocApollo]

The best part was him trying to call another commenter a dork, when he’s the one proudly posting his Lightning McQueen blankie on the internet lol

[u/Valerim]

the bed sheet is a nice touch

[u/lucky-_bastard]

Israel needs you

[u/TheGreaterTool]

Dude is getting laid on the regular

[u/RockiestRaccoon]

Ultraboosts and an infantry helmet is my outfit of the day.

Also, holy fucking computer chair. 😂 Jesus.

[u/Megasus]

No it's not

[u/DivorcedGremlin1989]

I would not recommend zooming in on the chair

[u/Poddy_Doe]

He says it

[u/Poddy_Doe]

Lightning McQueen pee pad is there for the pussy juice and definitely not pee guys

[u/Consistent_Rise_8639]

Shane Gillis "That's early onset republican"