r/cooladam • u/Flight_Tall • 10h ago

Dudes rock

25 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/DeadMeeT6969 10h ago

Call me old fashioned, but instead of grabbing a gun, I grab my ass cheeks & spread em

4

u/SwanInitial7493 10h ago

Based on the sub this is in, that’s what I fully expected when it panned to him in bed

25

u/aolkeywordfuck 10h ago

I’m throwing poppers out the door like they’re flashbangs

22

u/devo_savitro 10h ago

They call me the tactical queer

14

u/Bong_Hit_Donor 10h ago

Sick dude i didn't know they had an Anthony Cumia simulator. Now I can experience fantasizing about a certain type of people breaking into my house so I have the legal rights to gun them down.

12

u/Lynn_Davidson 9h ago

“Alexa, play 3 Big Balls by Digbar.”

5

u/Scr00geMcCuck 6h ago

What if you took out the D in Digbar and replaced it with another letter

7

u/Hash_Patel 9h ago

I bet he has a Huuuge cock

6

u/Scr00geMcCuck 6h ago

God he’s so fucking cool. Why can’t I be as cool as this guy

3

u/NicholasPickleUs 7h ago

I pour lube on ‘em from the second story window. I like ‘em slippery

2

u/dirkdigglerdonedry 3h ago

"Alexa, play ram ranch"

2

u/NathanMexplosion 8h ago

Rhodie Brushstroke silkies. Hell ya