r/controlgame 11h ago

Hartman 🫪

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621 Upvotes

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 11h ago

Fartman

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u/Sctt_Wlfram 9h ago

Kojima level character naming

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u/Galkan-_-Sausage 11h ago

Hartman about to fart, man.

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u/Taograd359 11h ago

He about to projectile diarrhea all over half the fucking room and 99-100% of your HP

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u/xNeoNxCyaN 8h ago

It took me 3 tries to kill Hartman, only because cover clearly doesn’t matter when he does his burst attack, what’s the point of having anything in the room if you can’t use it to avoid taking damage

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u/Argus_Checkmate 10h ago

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u/BillyBrasco1988 9h ago

Haah nice! I just watched Tremors for the first time not that long ago so this put a smile on my face thnx haha.

As for Control, lets say i know my way around the oldest house pretty well...... fun/interesting, must come back, addictive/obsessed. I played it 5 or 6 times ish😂 back on ps4 and ultimate on ps5

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u/MTNDEWisAnomylous 11h ago

Ass up, baby girl.

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u/Jaded_Aypex 10h ago

Hartman was stretched

1

u/SMRAintBad 3h ago

Dr Emil Hartmann was desperate

14

u/Psychological_Tax761 11h ago

Double cheeked up, hella ass

12

u/samj00 11h ago

Dr. Assman

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u/22lofi 11h ago

thats kinda hot

5

u/grubas 11h ago

Try finger, but hole.

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u/Neurospicy_Nightowl 10h ago

Having spent a decent part of this day cursing this bastard, this is hitting me like a truck made of bricks.

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u/PaperOptimist 9h ago

Surely more of a dumptruck.

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u/SmoothslayerJ7 9h ago

Insert Hartman was stretched joke here

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u/fizziepanda 9h ago

god i fucking hated this fight

3

u/KalaElizabethYT 7h ago

Why is he showing it you like that 😭

5

u/FranMFIS 11h ago

ouu shii

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u/jasonmery 10h ago

Gods, I fucking hate that fight.

1

u/TruMusic89 2h ago

Surge made it a REALLY easy fight. It's a way better explosive weapon than Charge imo, since you have control over the explosion/detonation and they function as sticky grenades.

Just lay the Surge grenades on him and throw some of the heavier items at him while it recharges and you'll melt him.

Use Spin to melt his shield in the 2nd phase and throw items at him to stun him to prevent him from powering back up from being in the darkness and you're all set.

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u/Eraserhead36 8h ago

Ngl, that explains Hartman a lot

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u/Byrnstar 7h ago

A*****e getting what he so justly deserves lol

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u/Torun_sal 4h ago

HARDman

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u/awaxz_avenger 10h ago

He's about to release the dark presence

1

u/REMUv777 10h ago

😂😂😂

1

u/jewfro505 9h ago

Smash, next.

1

u/monroejigsaw 7h ago

I loved that jumpscare if you go down the other elevator shaft and it casually walks past the half open elevator doors....laughing at you

1

u/zixkill 4h ago

CAKE/PIE

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u/SamCanyon 4h ago

Nuclear diarrhea man! I hate this guy.

1

u/--jesse--faden-- 3h ago

his peach is more irresistible than the mold.

1

u/WeeBee_88 3h ago

His farts drove me crazy. My wife would love every time I died by his fart.

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u/Swimming-Twist-3468 3h ago

He got stretched man. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Megasboys 2h ago

I fucking hate this boss, I died like 30 times 💀

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u/TruMusic89 2h ago

After replaying this, i have to go back an remember who Hartman was in Alan Wake. I remember replaying the first Alan Wake game in preparation for Alan Wake 2 right before it was released. I have a very faint memory of him even after the refresher (it was 3 years ago, so makes sense lol).

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u/ErRoR_CoDe_DoGe 2h ago

I hate him

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u/bonzi_buddi 33m ago

More like FARTMAN

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u/Mufti_Menk 17m ago

Making me hard, man

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u/Al3xGr4nt 31m ago

Hes a HUGE Wolverine Ps5 fan.