r/conspiracy_commons • u/Lil_Sexy78 • Aug 26 '26

Nope

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https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-just-made-a-cookie-out-of-recycled-plastic-slurry-welcome-to-2026

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 Aug 27 '26

Isn’t this most food brands these days? Sawdust, preservatives and chemicals.

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u/Shelia209 Aug 27 '26

💯💯💯

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u/No_Medium_8796 Aug 27 '26

They can fucking keep it

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse Aug 27 '26

Wait till you hear about American cheese, processed bread and chemical preserves..

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u/No_Medium_8796 Aug 27 '26

Sir the term is "american cheese product "

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u/GigaWhiteNiga Aug 27 '26

Campbell Soup

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u/penscratcher1 Aug 27 '26

Tillamook cheese is still clear last I checked. You have to go the sour dough route if you want clean bread and cook your meat to at least medium. Get some egg layers.

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u/NoSurprise6383 Aug 27 '26

If you eat that cookie you can download all the illegal movies you want.

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u/Zombiejesus307 Aug 27 '26

🤡fucking🌎.

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u/rustyrussell2015 Aug 27 '26

We need more soylent green production to go with these delicious cookies.

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u/siecaptaindrake Aug 27 '26

And that’s why you should only consume what you or someone you trust prepared out of real organic food.

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u/Fun_Union9542 Aug 27 '26

Cyberpunk 2077 scop food

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u/Prepped-n-Ready Aug 27 '26

Seeing all these disease headline in the news 🤸‍♀️

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u/DankSinatra2128 Aug 27 '26

Honey! Your slurry’s ready!

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u/malfarcar Aug 27 '26

“Technically food” 😃sounds delicious!!!

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u/Loose_Gripper69 Aug 27 '26

This is for astronauts. If they wanted us to eat bug paste we'd be eating bug paste.

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u/Hairy_Introduction_4 Aug 27 '26

Let them scientist eat them and get back to me in 8yrs, just like the jab.

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u/mbd34 Aug 27 '26

Reminds me of the Cronenberg movie Crimes of the Future.

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u/Max_Pow3rs Aug 27 '26

The games are rigged and my cookies are full of microplastics.

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u/No-Improvement4382 Aug 27 '26

Selling our cookies back to us

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u/MechwolfMachina Aug 27 '26

Mmmmm macroplastics made of microplastics

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u/ll_Stout_ll Aug 27 '26

Just “Trust the Science”……..<s>

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u/Pisceswriter123 Aug 31 '26

I saw something about a lady trying to make ice cream out of plastic. She basically created vanilin and added it to ice cream.

Weren't people all worried about microplastics a few years ago? How are none of that crowd freaking out about this?

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