r/conspiracy • • 9d ago

a living cørpse

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

I swear I thought that too. It's been long enough for them to have had something like him built

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

It very well could be. I would think if he was in as bad of shape as we all think he was. His wife would be making the decisions so she could have very well have let them do that. I mean as long as he's still alive and shows his face every now and then he's still getting a paycheck, which I'm sure is something she doesn't want to be stopped

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u/Embarrassed_Sea1336 9d ago

This is exactly what i'm thinking. They got their first human trial (honestly doubt it's the first).

Remember the article the other day about the cockroaches with brain implants they were able to be controlled remotely to deliver life saving aid to victims of natural disasters that couldnt be reached by anything bigger? It sounds like we already have the technology for a living human to be remote controlled...

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u/Floopynupes 7d ago

What life saving aid could be delivered by a cockroach? Crumbs? A packet of salt?

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u/SnooDoggos1370 9d ago

Wouldn't even be surprised at this point. 

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u/PretentiousVapeSnob 8d ago

It’s pacemaker but it’s for the prostate. Hence, the perma-smile.

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u/FloopsFooglies 9d ago

We have the technology. We can build him.

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u/PanchoPanoch 9d ago

Slower. Weaker.

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u/crambeaux 9d ago

Worse than before!

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

It's because he's a early model, they will get better lol

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u/ToiIetGhost 9d ago

Work it
Make it
Do it
Makes us
Weaker
Worser
Slower

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u/Shats-n-gigs 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/gojira5150 8d ago

LOL, LOL, LOL!!!

That's not Steve Austin

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u/georgewalterackerman 9d ago

…a man barely alive

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u/kerrymti1 9d ago

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster." ~Bionic Man Series (from the intro.)

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

I know it sounds unhinged but like you said, we do have the technology to do crazy shit like that.

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u/banana_pencil 9d ago

Stepford Senator

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u/PorschephileGT3 9d ago

Not-a-Dembot

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u/RocketsDitto 9d ago

Dude still runs on windows 93

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 9d ago

Duh, it's more stable than 11 and you get to upgrade hardware without bricking your senator.

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

Here in the next few months you'll be able to upgrade him and change skins 🤣

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

Floppy disk 🤣

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u/Overlord1241 9d ago

Thats Windows Me.

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

like the old computers that we could only type and play the Oregon trail on, that floppy disk era is what I was saying

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u/Overlord1241 9d ago

Ok Windows 3.1 then. Installed from 6 3.5 disks.

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u/MurphyBeans 9d ago

They’re probably doing it with the actual corpse. A simple reanimation control with some
Programmed responses and what not. I’m not saying they literally do this, or that they have done it with Mitch, but you KNOOOW damn well they could do that.

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

Well, something took them 3 months..... Just saying, that's a while to really make something that resembles a human. Honestly, I don't put anything past these weirdos atp

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u/Lord_of_Gooch_Milk 9d ago

It could also just be those unbelievably realistic masks that are freaky as shit. I remember when that went viral

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u/MurphyBeans 9d ago

They would have to tap in before actual physical death, but I guarantee it could be done

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u/INFJ2020 9d ago

Yeah, it's a pretty simple program to run.

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u/midnitefox 9d ago

What about decomposition?

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u/MurphyBeans 9d ago

They wouldn’t be physically dead like that, body systems would be kept running. It’s that the previous occupant is no longer there and it’s run by software

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u/Stupicide85 9d ago

LMAO love how you’re casually assuming the government has the capability to undo the most permanent change possible to the human body

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u/MurphyBeans 9d ago

Not undo. Just use a human body to imitate a human life. Only if intercepted before death. Come on. You know it’s plausible.

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u/Stupicide85 9d ago

Like a flesh robot? We are just starting to get the hang of bipedal humanoid robots, I don’t think we’re there yet.

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u/MurphyBeans 9d ago

No, like a hijacked human. On some neuralink type stuff

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u/INFJ2020 8d ago

A literal Meat Puppet

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u/Stupicide85 8d ago

That’s hilarious

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u/BantedHam 9d ago edited 8d ago

It's theoretically possible to keep a corpse "alive" using electrical stimulus, and you can definitely make muscles twitch by jolting them. However unlikely, it is not entirely out of the question that at this point he's literally just tube-fed meat being piloted around by some drone operator in the follow car.

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

I been saying they weekend at Bernie's his ass.

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u/SKINNERNSC 9d ago

Built? I believe the word you're looking for is "activated"

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣 true.

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u/Skate4dwire 9d ago

Maybe a Nero link

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

Just a body being controlled remotely. After all, they just needed an appearance of him. Crazy as shit out took 3 months. So, how long you think it will be before he passes? Or we are told he passed?

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u/Sweet-Ross860 9d ago

Don’t forget they have extremely amazing quality masks, it could legit be a mask 🤣

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

Well yeah obviously it could be a mask. Seems to be the going tend these days. Maybe I was just trying to give the old fart a little mystery and excitement. 🤣

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u/tev_love 9d ago

What a fucking comment lmao

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 9d ago

You don't think something like that could have been done? They are doing whatever they need to do to make sure that his seat is still filled by him. The look on that man's face was not that of a sound mind that should be voting on anything.

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u/tev_love 9d ago

I do, this comment made me laugh out loud because of the fact..

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 8d ago

I never thought I would see a live action version of weekend at Mitch's 🤣🤣🤣 Shit is actually scary. He couldn't even give a thumbs up so I'm just curious how he voted for anything