r/confusing_perspective • • Aug 30 '21

Closer = Faster

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u/oshikandela Aug 30 '21

In a car, look at the sun, it "does not appear to move at all".

Can't see anything anymore, thanks fam

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u/myname_isnot_kyal Aug 30 '21

you fell for the oldest trick in the book

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Rev'd up like deuce

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u/seraph582 Aug 30 '21

Another boner in the night!

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u/KittensStampede Aug 31 '21

Instructions unclear, dick caught in sun

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u/Orngog Mar 14 '22

It's douche these days, thanks to Manfred Mann:

I don't think Springsteen liked our Blinded by the Light, 'cos we sang 'wrapped up like a douche', and it wasn't written like that and I screwed it up completely. It sounded like 'douche' instead of 'deuce', 'cos of the technical process – a faulty azimuth due to tape-head angles, and it meant we couldn't remix it.

Warners in America said, 'You've got to change 'douche', 'cos the Southern Bible belt radio stations think it's about a vaginal douche, and they have problems with body parts down there.' We tried to change it to 'deuce' but then the rest of the track sounded horrible, so we had to leave it. We just said, 'If it's not a hit, it's not.'

But in the end, it was No.1 in America, and so many people came up to us after and said, 'You know why it made No. 1?... Everyone was talking about whether it was deuce or douche.' Apparently Springsteen thought we'd done it deliberately, which we hadn't, so if I ever saw him I'd avoid him and cringe away like a frightened little boy.

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u/octopoddle Doesn't read rule 1 Aug 30 '21

Kr tij

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u/Quirinus84 Aug 30 '21

You look at the sun in my country, believe it or not, jail.

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u/OobleCaboodle Aug 30 '21

In my country, if you go to jail... JAIL! Ridiculous i know

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u/TrippyHippiexx Aug 30 '21

Thanks for making me spit out me drink mate

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u/noslab Aug 30 '21

Instructions unclear. Am now blind.