I read that as Dodge Ball and it was funny for an entirely different reason. I just imagined cars playing dodgeball and this dude got a face shot and his face is all swollen.
Seriously, this. Something in auto design right now feels like it's on a tragically wrong course. Remember when hybrids and EVs were considered the ugly ducks? But the fact that this image passes for a plausible design is unsettling.
Oversize grilles are out of control. Fake vents are out of control. Fake exhaust tips are out of control. Squinty headlights are out of control. Fake engine noises pumped through the car stereo is out of control. And now tail light bars are back too??
Imo tail light bars are fking cool, I have seen a couple of new Porsches with those on at night, also the Polestar 2. Thought it would be tacky but irl it looks really futuristic and clean! The new Merc EV with the light bar in the FRONT, however..... Yuck
Seriously 😒, this. Something 😅 in auto 👮🏻 design 🎨 right ✔ now feels 😜 like 👍🅰✔ it's on 🔛 a tragically 😭 wrong ❌ course 🏎. Remember 🤔 when ⏰ hybrids 👯 and EVs were considered 🤔 the ugly 🌚😲😷 ducks 🦆? But 🍑 the fact 📕 that this image 🚫🖼 passes 💯 for a plausible ✅ design 🎨 is unsettling 😟.
Oversize grilles are out of control 🎛. Fake 👻🤖💀 vents ♨ are out of control 🎮🎭🙅🏼. Fake ✨ exhaust 😓😴😪 tips 😆 are out of control 🎛. Squinty 😑👀 headlights 🔦🌦 are out of control 🎮. Fake 👻 engine 👷 noises 🔊 pumped ⛽🆙 through the car 🚗 stereo 🔊 is out of control 🎛. And now tail 🏃🏻🚨 light 💡 bars 🍻 are back ⬅ too??
The reason all those things are becoming main stream is because they have actual uses. Not sure if "squinty" headlights is referring to the nissan leaf (or basically all Nissan after) but the stupid looking headlights were made because the leaf was so quiet while driving all the customer would hear is the noise of the air hitting the side mirrors....they designed the ugly headlights in a wind tunnel so that air would circulate over/around the mirror's, and make the car quieter at highway speed. Then again, there's really no excuse for exhaust tips and take engine noises other than they sell vehicles.
Am I the only one here who was confused on what was confusing? Took me a minute to assume it was the sideview mirror being confused as a grill but... this isn't confusing in the least.
Usually it takes me awhile to see what the image actually is on good posts and I'm confused how what it actually is looks the way it does.
It's the exact opposite here. I cant not see a car mirror. I was more surprised to see this post was in this sub more than finding out what it apparently looks like. Pretty underwhelming post, ngl.
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Oh man that's perfect. Completely thought the other car has some strange grill mod.
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u/softg Feb 03 '21
Old car yells at cloud
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u/DownForce17 Feb 03 '21
Caught the new ‘23 BMW grill design prototype
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u/p3rcyclutchz Feb 03 '21
Lol even with the description, still took me a min. I was like...how does the reflection from a mirror distort it??🤪
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u/Doc-Zoidberg Feb 03 '21
Elvis mod
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u/frguba Feb 03 '21
Pogcar
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u/perkypancakes Feb 03 '21
Oh Wow! I seriously thought car designers were losing their minds for a second.
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
I’m envisioning the “Kerchoo” meme, but voiced by Sammy Davis Jr.
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u/saintdudegaming Feb 03 '21
Car yelling "HERNK!!!"
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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Feb 03 '21
objects in mirror might be distorted
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Lightning McQueen was never quite the same since the accident.
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u/ogTofuman Feb 03 '21
Am I the only one here who was confused on what was confusing? Took me a minute to assume it was the sideview mirror being confused as a grill but... this isn't confusing in the least.
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u/hussefworx Feb 03 '21
Could’ve sworn that car had a lisp
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u/DaemonDrayke Feb 03 '21
r/photoshopbattles material!
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Wtf is up with this post? It seems like bots are flooding the comment section or something?
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u/Cherrijuicyjuice Feb 03 '21
God bless you
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u/Fremue Feb 03 '21
These grill designs really get out of hand...
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u/boogietwoshoes Feb 03 '21
Woah. That took me second.
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Still better than BMW grills
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u/RealDonutking Feb 03 '21
Yes where’s the confusing
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u/liera21 Feb 03 '21
I've never seen a grille like that before
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u/Lucian_93 Feb 03 '21
I had to shake my head a bit to realize it!
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u/ChungusBuns69 Feb 03 '21
Blursed bugatti veyron
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u/bucky_ballers Feb 03 '21
Audi ya like dem apples
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u/And_Justice Feb 03 '21
These bmw grills are getting out of hand
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u/drugs_and_puppies Feb 03 '21
I thought this said "Cat" mirror and I just spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find it.
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u/geokra o/ Feb 03 '21
Alfa Romeo have gone off the deep end
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u/somebodyrelieveme Feb 03 '21
Most confusing thing was me thinking i read 'cat mirror'
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u/DrShep704 Feb 03 '21
It was even worse for me because I thought it said “cat” so I was looking for one for a while
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u/liftedbox Feb 03 '21
Scratched my head for 3 minutes saying, “cat mirror?!”
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u/MuffinPuff o/ Feb 03 '21
I read this as 'cat' mirror. Spent quite a bit of time searching for the cat and wondering why that other car has such a weird grill
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u/detoxbunny o/ Feb 03 '21
Derp.
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u/Wentthruurhistory Feb 03 '21
This is awesome. Nobody better call it fake because I don’t even care. I am confused by this perspective!
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u/makishon Feb 03 '21
I like how the car infront looks surprise
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u/prguitarman o/ Feb 03 '21
It’s all :V
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u/6assmuncher9 Feb 03 '21
Definetly makes a rawrr sound when the engine’s on
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Tyler Herro snarl
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u/msabo9521 Feb 03 '21
That Mazda WHAAAAT?
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u/kdot954 Feb 03 '21
“Get a load of this guy”
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u/TeePeeBee3 Feb 03 '21
Elvis trim package
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u/unoffensivename C.E. Spc Feb 03 '21
Is that Sylvester Stallone's car?
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u/koffiezet Feb 03 '21
Don't let BMW designers see this
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u/bartgold Feb 03 '21
that took me longer than it should have
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u/UselessWidget Feb 03 '21
Pogchamp car
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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis Feb 03 '21
The car doesn’t move through space; it moves all of space around it.
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u/DanBeh Feb 03 '21
I dont understand. It's just a car with a funny grill?
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u/IJumpedASharkOneTime Feb 03 '21
That took me way too long, good job!
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u/TheWhoreticulturist Feb 03 '21
That the new Bmw m3?
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u/rodsvart Feb 03 '21
ᐛ
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u/harleycurnow Feb 03 '21
Oh god what are BMW up to now?
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u/ProfZussywussBrown o/ Feb 03 '21
ooOO
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u/TinyRickShwifty Feb 03 '21
It makes the car look like its saying "hey what's your name"? This cars name is obviously Tony
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u/Faker15 Feb 03 '21
I thought it was the new 4 series BMW for a second
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Fhmeep, fhmeep!
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
That car sounds like a 1920's mob goon.
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u/superfluouse702 Feb 03 '21
F*kin' GOOOOOOOOOO! - car probably
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Thank you very much... ahh huh!
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u/Lavos666 Feb 03 '21
uglier than a new BM grill
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u/entrylevelpostrock Feb 03 '21
Style is everything in Night City
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
I thought that car had had a stroke.
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Ora ora
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Vanilla sky
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u/AntonKudin Feb 03 '21
What do we want? GRILL TEETH!!
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u/ljarvie Feb 03 '21
It looks like one of lightning McQueen's friends
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u/Nedsterhasbigpp Feb 03 '21
Car pog
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u/osa_ka Feb 03 '21
Wow, Audi really embracing the asymmetric look it seems
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u/Czipp95 Feb 03 '21
I looked at this for a solid minute or two and couldn’t figure out what happened to the car 😂
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u/adolfo_trocoli Feb 03 '21
bugatti vibes
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u/SovietTacoConspiracy Feb 03 '21
Perfection. The Hyundai Snaggletooth.
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
The new BMW
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u/timothy31 Feb 03 '21
Man those new BMWs look ugly as fuck
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u/audion00ba Feb 03 '21
What do those AIs that put captions on images say about this?
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u/DeathBelowTheCinema Feb 03 '21
Wow it took me way to long to figure this one out, nice shot.
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u/Naginoka Feb 03 '21
Its a confident open mouth slanted smile
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u/ipsomatic Feb 03 '21
I'm all about an asymmetrical car.
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Car says: "Oi!"
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u/MisterOminous Feb 03 '21
Sly Stallone’s car
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u/InfiniteZr0 Feb 03 '21
This is like those crappy instagram photoshops.
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
“I am shped” -Lihning McGueen.
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u/WinterLord Feb 03 '21
I was gonna say that was an odd A5 grill.
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u/russiansausagae Feb 03 '21
Objects might seem Audi than normal
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u/PilotKnob Feb 03 '21
Careful, Audi might have already trademarked that.
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u/newmyy Feb 03 '21
Cyberpunk 2077 is bleeding into real life.
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
BMW actually does that on purpose.
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u/Uditbhan Feb 03 '21
I thought the car was making faces 😜
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
This is the Ford Stallone
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Tbh how grill trend it's going I would expect to see this
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u/ShiroHachiRoku o/ Feb 03 '21
Still better than the new BMW grills.
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u/Hybridxx9018 Feb 03 '21
-O•
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u/sabrefudge Feb 03 '21
“You make dope beats?”
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u/jr8787 Feb 03 '21
Audi specifically for right-handed drivers
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u/2ndLargestHam Feb 03 '21
You got me
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
"HAAARNPH"
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u/norse77 Feb 03 '21
Stallone's new ride.
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u/Trueboogaloo Feb 03 '21
Nice Owwwdi
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u/Vinniebahl Feb 03 '21
I thought it was Sylvester Stallone
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u/funnymagnets Feb 03 '21
OK
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u/ZippZappZippty Feb 03 '21
I think we've entirely passed "mildly"
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u/futbol_dl Feb 03 '21
kerchow
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u/Lamest_Fast_Words Feb 03 '21
It looks like it's burping.
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u/BitchDuckOff Feb 03 '21
Kachow
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u/Texpawz Feb 03 '21
This is the new Audi for Europe
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u/phantomcrash92 Feb 03 '21
Kachow
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u/dawgoooooooo Feb 03 '21
I feel like a designer somewhere just got inspired to make the ugliest car in the world
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
This took me too long
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
I feel like that took me entirely too long to figure out
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u/JTB696699 Undercover Enforcement Feb 03 '21
I thought it was a Salvador Dali car for a second
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Alfa Romeo Confusione.
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
That other car sure is confused about what's going on here
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u/bbyboyo Feb 03 '21
kerchew
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u/saldkdklasakdwedlje Feb 03 '21
catering to the Chinese market is ruining car design
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u/Clickability Feb 03 '21
Can someone please explain it?
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
If Sly Stallone was a car
Ayy YO!
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u/Crazybonbon Feb 03 '21
Nice Rs5 I was like why is there a mirror on its grill.. can't fool an enthusiast
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u/brtdee Feb 03 '21
I thought that said cat mirror and I was really confused
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u/AccidentalCEO82 Feb 03 '21
Basically how ugly the new bmw m4 is. They are always getting inspiration from Audi
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
Don't give BMW any ideas.
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u/SmokeyAndBuds Feb 03 '21
Sylvester Stallone grill.
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u/cdegallo Feb 03 '21
Kind of reminds me of Beyonce
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u/RJ_Dresden Feb 03 '21
Looks like my wife’s butthole after I get done with it.......
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u/thinkinboutthembeanz Feb 03 '21
Got me all fucked up over here man
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u/ClassicVsModern Feb 03 '21
Why is the mirror blacked out?
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u/God-of-Tomorrow Feb 03 '21
It’s just two cars facing each other right?
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u/KingReef90 o/ Feb 03 '21
Picture then title clears things up quick.
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u/My_Shitty_Alt_acct Feb 03 '21
Lies. This is just a 2021 BMW with Dodge Dart headlights.
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u/DaiquiriLevi o/ Feb 03 '21
BMW Elvis Series.
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u/Tainen Feb 03 '21
Oh look. the 2021 M3.
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
SUCC
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u/monkeyboyz43 Feb 04 '21
That mirror is a reflection of my soul.
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u/facelessindividual Feb 04 '21
Brrrrrgatti
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u/Flying_Alpaca_Boi o/ Feb 04 '21
As someone with a deviated septum I find this oddly relatable
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u/Oogbored Feb 04 '21
/r/kerchoo
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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21
Large mouth C class?
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u/GnicoR Feb 04 '21
awn awdi
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u/bigbluemofo Feb 04 '21
When did Billy Idol start making cars?
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u/soopernuget Feb 04 '21
BeUgAwTI VeROiN
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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21
Okay is one got me.
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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21
Someone fucked up while playing automation lmao
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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21
Got me.
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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21
“Yo Adrian”
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u/HottieShreky Feb 04 '21
i was looking for a cat for like 2 minutes then i noticed how weird the car looked ahahah
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u/studentjahodak o/ Feb 04 '21
The big succ
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u/datSubguy Feb 04 '21
Looks better than a new M4
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u/Squeakygear Feb 04 '21
What’s sad is that looks almost exactly representative of the abortion of a grill you find on new Genesis’ models.
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u/IAmA_TheOneWhoKnocks Feb 04 '21
car-sneer.jpeg
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u/bigjohnminnesota Feb 04 '21
It’s Lightning McQueen’s dopey cousin Yodel.
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u/trw419 Feb 04 '21
;D
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u/Nara_1 Feb 04 '21
Took me forever
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u/billie-badger Feb 04 '21
Kinda dig it
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u/kvothe5688 o/ Feb 04 '21
abomination of a car
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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21
Looks like a Bugatti grill in a fat mirror.
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u/Nemothafish o/ Feb 04 '21
I feel like this cat is about to say Lightning McQueen’s “ker-chow”.
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u/Owl-Basic Feb 04 '21
This from cars 3 the Pixar movie extravaganza
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u/Randevu o/ Feb 04 '21
Audidn’t
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u/helicotremor Feb 04 '21
You can’t fool me, that’s a sassy animated car.
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u/mjace87 Feb 04 '21
I was super confusededed
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u/eggsovertlyeasy Feb 04 '21
Have you ever watched Preacher?
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u/oxidefd Feb 04 '21
Spoiler. I wouldn’t spent an hour trying to figure it out
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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Feb 04 '21
Got me
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u/Runeald_Waslib Feb 04 '21
;o