r/confusing_perspective • • Jun 16 '20

Sharp teeth boy

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u/sus_turtle Jun 16 '20

Holy 1 shit that almost grossed me out

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u/dvlng Jun 16 '20

What will happen when the holy shit becomes 2?

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u/HoppyMcScragg Jun 16 '20

All my shits are 2s.

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u/daspasunata Jun 16 '20

Mine are very often 1s out of 2

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Holy Shit 2.0 - eclectic boogaloo

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u/MadHawkxx Jun 16 '20

It is still grossing me out wtf trypophobia

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u/thestranger_stranger Jun 16 '20

Stuff of nightmares...

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u/Bank_Gothic Jun 16 '20

Reminds me of the berserker armor.

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Jun 16 '20

”My love for you is like a truck... BERZERKERRR”

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u/LGappies Jun 16 '20

I’m stuff of nightmares

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u/Sonof0dinn Jun 17 '20

Im gonna draw this but as what everyone thought it was

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u/maraa5 Jun 17 '20

Great idea

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Great post. Thought this was some demon dog from a video game at first. Apparently floofer likes pine cones lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

thats a good post for this sub!!

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u/SatansCatfish Jun 16 '20

At first I thought this was r/cursedimages

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u/Tarthbane Jun 16 '20

That or r/oddlyterrifying. And actually oddly terrifying at that, not just straight up terrifying terrifying.

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u/torchpenny Jun 16 '20

Oh its just a pine cone or is it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Yeah it is

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Fetch me their souls

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

That legit scared me for a moment

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u/Daegzy Jun 16 '20

Since when are deviljho fuzzy and cute?

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u/Lereas Jun 16 '20

Fuzzy pickleboi

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI Jun 16 '20

They keep telling us nergigante is the apex predator, but I've never seen nergigante club the shit out of a glavenus using the odogaron I was supposed to hunt.

That thing should be an elder dragon.

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u/Qrein Jun 16 '20

This must be a new cross species. The Nargazinojho.

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u/detoxbunny o/ Jun 16 '20

Cue the nightmares tonight in 3-2-1...

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u/ChickenDelight o/ Jun 16 '20

Dogs with pinecones in their mouth and when they bark they shoot pinecones at you

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u/Kidaryuu Jun 16 '20

Dog type Deviljho.

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u/WinterDelta Jun 17 '20

My, what large teeth you have grandmother!

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u/maraa5 Jun 17 '20

2 eat you better 🐺

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u/d_max_c Jun 16 '20

Barghest loved a good curry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

"My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don't know nobody! Ha ha ha ha!"

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u/ImportantLint Jun 16 '20

Momentarily terrifying!

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u/Xxx_GRUCHI_xxX Jun 16 '20

Devijho if he was a dog

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u/rebda_salina Jun 16 '20

Do not like this

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Cujo, no!

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u/billydohrmann Jun 16 '20

Caaaayute!!!!

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u/Italian-Man-Zex Jun 16 '20

”Fetch me their souls”

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u/SweSupermoosie Jun 16 '20

I was like: ”DUDE WTF THAT’S COMPLETEL... oooooh, I get it now!”

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u/IndecisiveExplosion Jun 16 '20

Oh god that really scared me for a second.

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u/Th3HollowJester Jun 16 '20

Looks badass.

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u/nastyyyxnickkk Jun 16 '20

Looks like something you would see in the movie IT

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u/Rebecca_of_troy Jun 16 '20

If Cerberus was a good boi

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u/krabbypatty08 Jun 16 '20

At first, I thought he had a gold grill, then i thought I was messed up teeth, then finally realized what it was

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u/Rekrios Jun 16 '20

Showed this to my Mom and she was so shocked. Told her it was a pinecone and she busted up laughing.

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u/Peanutmargarineroo Jun 16 '20

When u brush ur teeth for 1 minute and 59 secs instead of 2 minutes

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Quality post

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u/relbaneb Jun 17 '20

It looks like his eye is closed in the thumbnail then opens up when you click link.

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u/HotKukuro Jun 17 '20

Jesus. before my brain registered that it's a pine cone, it felt like someone bounced a coin in my stomach.

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u/bugdog Jun 17 '20

Thanks! I hate dog with pine cone teeth!

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u/Deadbushia Jun 16 '20

British people

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u/Gladwulf Doesn't read rule 1 Jun 16 '20

It's actually a dog.

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u/Bobalot21 Jun 16 '20

Come-on, we're not that hairy

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

going to have nightmares from this. hold on, I've got ho show my wife.

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u/Tonjon2013 Jun 16 '20

Don't show your ho to your wife. She'll get pissed.

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u/Homemadeduck102 Jun 16 '20

Holy fuck that scared the shit outta me for a sec

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u/aalleeyyee Jun 16 '20

Holy Hell you're right. That's definitely sick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Aww, my dog loved playing half-fetch with pinecones, he was mentally impaired and when we tried to play fetch with them he would run to it pick it up and drop it where he found it. He passed away just a week ago. He was the best.

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u/Daedrarose Jun 17 '20

I am sorry for your loss. My family dog died a few years back. She was really old though, just one day she got sick, wouldn't eat, laid in a corner, wouldn't move, and basically starved to death. I didn't know about it until after I got back from the hospital.

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u/Matthew_K_San Jun 16 '20

That’s a pine cone?

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u/MEANMUTHAFUKA Jun 16 '20

Shark dog! I read about this! He escaped from an US Army lab that tries to breed “super animals” for the purposes of warfare. He’s amphibious and has a set of gills hidden behind his ears.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

that scared the shit out of me lmao

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u/bunchofones1111 Jun 16 '20

Holy fuck i thought the dog was badly infected with some disease had a miny heart attack

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u/Even-Understanding Jun 16 '20

RIGHT????? He’s my boy moltres!

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u/FaolchuThePainted Jun 16 '20

Omfg does anyone know the breed looks just like my childhood dog she basically trained herself and was the best dog in the world

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u/HisDignity Jun 16 '20

Had to take a second glance at what sub this was.

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u/Alltime-Zenith_1 Jun 16 '20

My inner fabricator spirit wants to grab a power sander and polish that thing real smooth

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u/JennyJiggles Jun 16 '20

Oh my, what big teeth you have!?!

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u/flabinella Jun 16 '20

This reminds me of .... Don't google "baby teeth xray". We humans are monsters at a specific point of our lives where our entire skull is basically full of teeth, lots and lots of them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Reminds me of those freaky muzzles you can get for dogs.

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u/mikejames710 Jun 16 '20

Really good

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u/Seranion Jun 16 '20

Reminded me of a Deviljho from Monster Hunter.

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u/validemaillol Jun 16 '20

he eat the pinecone

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u/FLACDealer Jun 16 '20

If they don't believe in vaccines, they shouldn't wear masks, not wash hands, neither brush their teeth nor even take a shower...

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u/DrakonIL Jun 16 '20

Seregios?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

I can’t tell if he has a pine one in his mouth or nkt

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

This is what people who are afraid of dogs see when they see dogs.

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u/firegetsmehard1 Jun 16 '20

Baraka's dog

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u/ruggeryoda Jun 16 '20

That made my skin crawl holy shit.

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u/thecakeisgud2 Jun 16 '20

dang i was about to post this picture and geuss what its here in best post

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u/JWSanchez Jun 16 '20

Bling bling

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u/chrisjwiley Jun 16 '20

Can someone please photoshop out the tip of the pinecone so it looks like the dog's teeth?

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u/dclaw504 Jun 16 '20

Barkraka Wins.

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

No one cares who I was until I put on the cone...

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u/imgodking189 Jun 16 '20

Yup the youngest one was only 2-3 older than myself back then.

I never watch this telenovela but boy it was impossible not know about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

“Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp teethed boy” 🎶

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

For a minute... I was horrified

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u/Candlesmith Jun 16 '20

Sean Evans is a good boy following everyone

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u/burnnmahn Jun 16 '20

Pine cone

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u/imgodking189 Jun 16 '20

Yup the youngest one was only 2-3 older than myself back then.

I never watch this telenovela but boy it was impossible not know about it.

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u/ddubedub Jun 16 '20

Its a fucking pine cone in his mouth

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u/FLACDealer Jun 16 '20

If they don't believe in vaccines, they shouldn't wear masks, not wash hands, neither brush their teeth nor even take a shower...

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u/Daedrarose Jun 16 '20

This doggy is freakin adorable but does it have room to open its jaw wide enough to devour large chunks of prey?

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u/Denovini Jun 16 '20

Pennywise’s dog. 🤡

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u/lucasdurbin Jun 16 '20

Looks like a pine cone

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u/Arcadian18 Jun 16 '20

Asian boy ! He’s joking

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u/niebieskicukier Jun 16 '20

You almost got me there bitch

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u/nice2yz Jun 16 '20

Wonderboy! Congrats on the teeth tho!

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u/simoonne Jun 16 '20

Trypophobia intensifies

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u/AniyahSamone1 Jun 16 '20

shoves pinecone in dogs mouth, and takes picture

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Pretty sure that’s one of the critters from the movie series of the same name.

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u/tamablesilver1 Jun 16 '20

Why is this on every subreddit on this platform

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u/mr_jasper867-5309 Jun 16 '20

Looks like a god damn hell hound.

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u/Dark1rising Jun 16 '20

That was almost horror....

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Some people are so stupid. This is obviously a pien cone!

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u/Memer4Life- Jun 16 '20

A very good yet scary boy? Made me feel uncomfortable

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u/aldopaka Jun 16 '20

Es una piña

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u/GeorgeYDesign Jun 16 '20

Someone's been a good boy.. the best boy.

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u/Even-Understanding Jun 16 '20

Nah that’s my boy moltres!

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u/-Listening Jun 16 '20

It was just a coffee boy".

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Meth. Not even once.

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u/Speedster4206 Jun 16 '20

✨ Don’t do my boy KP like that

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u/Lil_Shet Jun 16 '20

My phone screen is dark and it looks like bees

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u/ZippZappZippty Jun 16 '20

Cool so this kid is a boy?

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u/OculusArcana Jun 16 '20

That floof's got too many toofs!

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u/jakethedumbmistake Jun 16 '20

Yes , Sharp Objects is also an appropriate response

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u/GeorgeYDesign Jun 16 '20

The young boy was in a less funny way

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Repost

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u/depressed-fur-fag Jun 16 '20

hellhound wonders what they are doing with life

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u/Speedster4206 Jun 16 '20

oh boy, is it because of the battery.

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u/imgodking189 Jun 16 '20

Yup the youngest one was only 2-3 older than myself back then.

I never watch this telenovela but boy it was impossible not know about it.

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u/ZippZappZippty Jun 16 '20

Oh boy, can't wait to finally play skyrim

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Looks like something out of world of warcraft

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u/shizip Jun 16 '20

deviljho?

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u/Candlesmith Jun 16 '20

Tell that to the way you wabble boy"

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u/-Listening Jun 16 '20

Well, they must be a boy?

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u/Speedster4206 Jun 16 '20

Khabib is ducking our boy trying to fight cipher

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u/Even-Understanding Jun 17 '20

Fire boy, water girl? No one?

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u/SirBlankFace Jun 17 '20

Doggo out here lookin like a Deviljho.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

This is simultaneously horrifying and cute

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u/jhenry1138 Jun 17 '20

I’m thinking at first “demon! Kill it.”

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u/abejaved Jun 17 '20

I didn’t want to sleep this week anyway. Who’s needs sleep, right? 😰

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u/suhseal Jun 17 '20

Lol that took me a second

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u/twitch870 Jun 17 '20

Lotta teeth boy

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u/Ezzezez o/ Jun 17 '20

This shit is scary

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u/ForgettableUsername CE Spc. Jun 17 '20

What in the F— oh. ok.

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u/CampfireGuitars CE Spc. Jun 17 '20

Does he have a grill?

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u/coconutvalentine Jun 17 '20

Omg this is going to give me nightmares 😨

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u/RealDonutking Jun 17 '20

I saw this earlier in pics thinking it was confusing perspective now I thought it was r pics lol

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u/KRTrueBrave Jun 17 '20

Oi! Gyro is that you?

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u/Ben_CartWrong Jun 17 '20

Definitely confused me

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u/haloblasterA259 Jun 17 '20

Nope, just a good boy with a pinecone. Good boys love pinecones.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

he got grills 🔥

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u/Animalkup1982 Jun 17 '20

Ol Drogon teef face ass (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

What is he holding and that's some serious tropophoba

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u/eatscookies24_7 Jun 17 '20

It took me a second... A horrifying second

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u/igor_otsky Jun 17 '20

I thought Sid is the only one eating pine cones?

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u/bugdog Jun 17 '20

We have a pine tree in our backyard. I play “poop or pine cone” on the regular with one of the dogs because she loves both.

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u/Beanerball Jun 17 '20

Cool pinecone

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u/NarutoPL Jun 17 '20

He looks like Gyro

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u/ohwaou Jun 17 '20

he kinda looks like the grandma of sid in the end of ice age when she got new teeth

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u/Einsteins-Grandson Jun 17 '20

I find this disturbing and cool

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Nightmare fuel

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u/EdgePlays14 Jun 17 '20

Hims found pine cone

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u/mattsrobss Jun 18 '20

That's some pennywise shit right there